Game Thread: Game #3: Utah Jazz at Houston Rockettes, Wednesday March 23rd (6:00 PM MST)

[Deleted member 848]

Let's get to it. We are down 1-2 in the series-- and no wins thrill me more than wins against the Rockettes.

For Cy

I strangely could not find a preview for this. I'll log in again tomorrow to see if CBS, ESPN, Yahoo, or the NBA uploads one.

Anyways.


Let's ride the **** out, JFC. Clutchfanzz gon' get the absolute soft-serve express. Here we go.


Let's go over the starters

First up, Roquetz



AT PG......

Patrick Beverly

Nothing "Beverly" about this man's game. Patrick Mogadishu has a better ring to it.





AT SG......

Jimmer Harden

He's soft as baby-****, and always drops a ****-ton of points on us. Idgaf if he drops 40 more let's just make sure he's shooting a ****ty FG% and the rest of his team doesn't explode.



AT SF......

Trevor Ariza

Dude has been straight disappointment on my fantasy team two years running pls go **** yourself Trevor but also ask for a trade to the Jazz you'd be a dope fit here until then pls die slowly


AT PF......

Donatas Montiejunas

Two things no one expects:

- the Spanish Inquisition
- D-Mo playing any D

feast on him DFav TIA


AT C......

Dwight Stickum

 

[Deleted member 848]

Meanwhile, our beautiful little cake


AT PG......

Shelvin Mack

He carries the power of the Churro.

Bless him-- and let our prayers strengthen him.





AT SG......

Rodney Hood

this image captures how we feel about him

(except technically not me)



AT SF......

God Hayward

He is here to protect us. His children.

and do things like this:

AT PF......

GRAB YOUR TICKET

COME GET WITH IT

TRANS DF EXPRESS

TRANS DF EXPRESS

AT C......

Stifle Tower

This dude straight up gets *****, no doubt in my mind.

 

[LifeOnaPlate]

They took OKC to the wire tonight. They're playing well. It will be very impressive if we get one in Houston tomorrow.

 

[JazzForLifee]

dal never disappoints me. awesome thread. let's go get it jazzzz


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[VINYLONE]

****. This thread. Those other folks who started threads this week should be embarrassed they didn't bring it the way Dal did. This is a ****ing thread...not some of that other tripe people post.

 

[Stoked]

Go Jazz. Time to put it all on the line and take the win! GO Jazz. Statement time!!

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

all images removed because some were definitely not work-safe and family-friendly.

 

[MTS]

Biggest Jazz game in Houston since https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HutrTHgJD5g

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Biggest Jazz game in Houston since https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HutrTHgJD5g

Got to love that final 2 minute offense. Okur 3pt shot, offensive rebound repeat.

 

[MTS]

Got to love that final 2 minute offense. Okur 3pt shot, offensive rebound repeat.

Those were some great bounces off the rim. Even in his misses, Okur was clutch as hell.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Those were some great bounces off the rim. Even in his misses, Okur was clutch as hell.

Well Chuck Hayes was the one guarding Okur, so he had to scramble to defend the shot, which left Yao Ming to rebound (and he was terrible at getting out of area rebounds).

 

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