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Current Players NBA Draft Round 2: Cunning Linguist vs. addictionary

Who would win in a 7 game series?


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Elizah Huge

Respect All, Fear None
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Team Cunning Linguist:

PG - George Hill / Deron Williams
SG - Klay Thompson / Kent Bazemore
SF - Nicolas Batum / Luol Deng
PF - Blake Griffin / Chris Bosh
C - Dwight Howard / Bismack Biyombo

Team addictionary:

PG - John Wall / Patrick Beverly
SG - Zach LaVine / Kyle Korver
SF - Danilo Gallinari / Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
PF - Kristaps Porzingis / Kenneth Faried
C - DeMarcus Cousins / Enes Kanter

Cunning Linguist's Case:

n/a

addictionary's Case:

C

DEMARCUS COUSINS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mshkM6I_iow

Sub: ENES KANTER

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PF

KRISTAPS PORZINGIS


[url[/MEDIA[/MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg8Qzjms3Tw[/url]

PORZY AGAINST DIRK:

[url[/MEDIA[/MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbKXGhsuwSA[/url]

PORZY AGAINST JAHLIL:

[url[/MEDIA[/MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzMyaIkrmwM[/url]

For some reason I love the guy.

Especially for this one I guess...

[h=1]Knicks fans before /after Kristaps Porzingis NBA draft:[/h]
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Well there will always be dumb people who do not know anything about the rest of the world further from the tip of their nose.

Bron vs Porzy: [url[/MEDIA[/MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGyrq0lDk4k[/url]

(check out the 1:40 highlight.. what a quick release right?)


SUB: MANIMAL

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SF

DANILO GALLINARI
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SUB: MICHAEL KIDD GILCHRIST

MKG: CRAZY DUNK ON GREG MONROE:
[/SIZE[/MEDIA[/MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i6ikcAQmDg
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SG
ZACH LAVINE


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SUB: KYLE KORVER
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PG
JOHN WALL

[url[/MEDIA[/MEDIA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJnamw54LB8[/url]

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SUB: PATRICK BEVERLEY:
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Addictionarys team is awful. Starting Porz, LaVine and Gallo is bad. One of em, fine...all three, bad.

Zach Lavine shouldn't be starting for the T-Wolves. He certainly shouldn't be starting in this thing. Gallo was Denver's best player before the knee injury. Porzingis is an up and coming star who is 7'3", can shoot and defend. You can make a case for those two. . . but Lavine is indefensible.
 
Zach Lavine shouldn't be starting for the T-Wolves. He certainly shouldn't be starting in this thing. Gallo was Denver's best player before the knee injury. Porzingis is an up and coming star who is 7'3", can shoot and defend. You can make a case for those two. . . but Lavine is indefensible.

Eh. They just don't fit.

Gallo is good, but Denver needed him to score/initiate/create. This team doesn't. So what are you left with? An inefficient scorer, who plays bad defense. The reason for his career year was that he doubled his FT rate, who knows if that will continue. But I think he's a 42% shooter? He's not a spot up guy. A comp like this, you want him as your 6th man. Him starting with Wall/Cousins just doesn't work.

Porz might be a star. Right now, he's still very inefficient. He might shoot someday, but right now he's a 42% shooter at 7'3. Woopdie doo. Post all star he was 41/30....at 7'3. He might shoot well in a few years, but this comp isn't about in a few years. He shouldn't be starting.

With Wall/LaVine/Gallo/Porz/Cuz, you have a lineup of poor, inefficient shooters, one good defender, one average defender, and 3 poor defenders. It's a bad team setup.
 
Not sure about this one. Are we talking healthy Bosh and current state Bosh with more question marks then minutes on the court? I am leaning towards addictionary here as CL team is just weird. Addictionary's centers don't play defence but they don't need it against Dwight or Biyombo.
 
Not sure about this one. Are we talking healthy Bosh and current state Bosh with more question marks then minutes on the court? I am leaning towards addictionary here as CL team is just weird. Addictionary's centers don't play defence but they don't need it against Dwight or Biyombo.
No we are talking about "current". So he is not prime.

Thanks for the comments everyone. It appears that I'm gonna need to spend all night creating email addresses and alts.
 
This ones tough. I like addys top end guys better. But i think that CL might have the higher "average"

Sorry CL. Wall, porz, cousins and addys 6th and 7th guys off the bench get my vote even though you constructed a good team with good fitting pieces.
 
Does anyone know that website on which you can enter player's names, past or present, to create teams, and then simulate a series vs. another team?
 
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