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We should take turns slapping his pansy ***.
He must have the record for games missed because of ailing digits.

I know, I never took this guy for a prima donna, what gives? Does he have a history of this? I thought at first he was just bluffing to show the Jazz just how valuable he was to the franchise. That was the first phantom injury but now what? A big toe, really? As much as I respect his abilities, this is starting to get old (Favors is already on my trade list because he's so fragile). I don't get how we have this center that's a bean pole going against the biggest sturdiest players on every team and the kid shows up to play every night. If anybody would get nagging injuries I'd think it would be him, not a couple of frickin body builders.
 
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If they find a virgin, they should sacrifice her to the God of Injury; maybe that would change our luck.

Good luck with that......even in Utah. Anyways, we've been doing alright with the game thread game girls, which from the looks of it are more like porn stars than virgins.
 
I'd like Hill back on Tues so he can get a game under his belt before the Warriors.

Favors looks like hes making progress so he could be a long shot for the Warriors game. Unless he is moving well, and feeling close to 100% there is no reason to rush him back.
He needs to have good mobility to help us. I hope he is recovering, and feeling well. Good to see him on the floor shooting. He cant be that far off.
 
Gary Briggs needs to come back with his magic spray. And Favors needs a new mattress.

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Yep. A new mattress, an inversion table (they're unbelievable), a good acupuncturist and/or chiropractor. Seriously. I shouldn't because these are the best athletes and you'd think the best trainers in the world but I feel like everything has been amateur hour for years in this regard.
 
With all the professional treatment they get, the back rubs, the groupies....how are these guys not able to get on the floor?

They are fluffed every damn day!
 
the laker's are all decimated too.

if we lose to the Laker's we can't blame injuries. I'm pretty sure we're gona romp em. little interested to see the julius randle matchup
 
Don't sleep on the Lakers, they play hard.

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Lakers are solid at home this year. This will be harder than the Twolves road game.

Again with Hill I like our chances, without him we'll need Hood and Hayward to bring the O.
 
Lakers are solid at home this year. This will be harder than the Twolves road game.

Again with Hill I like our chances, without him we'll need Hood and Hayward to bring the O.

They have been but are banged up bad right now. D'Angelo Russell, Nick Young, Calderon and Nance are all hurt.
 
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