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https://dailythunder.com/thunder-vs-jazz-pregame-primer-10/#respond
https://www.reddit.com/r/Thunder/comments/5ie9e4/game_thread_oklahoma_city_thunder_utah_jazz_dec/
https://www.welcometoloudcity.com/2...ap-thunder-vs-jazz-score-2016-very-bad-things
https://www.thunderfans.com/vforum/...-Thunder-Jazz-(regular-season-26-of-82)/page2


Quinn Snyder is living proof that cokeheads can be successful

This could be a long game. Our second best offensive option, Adams, might have his toughest matchup of the season tonight.

I always want Kanter to just go off against them. Not sure why because I like the Jazz alright. Maybe I'm just a dick. Idk

oh f*** boris diaw is on the jazz

I wish someone could put me in cryosleep and wake me up the day Adams is allowed to shoot.

Dude, it doesn't matter how Utah puts up the ball, it's falling.

We can't get a stop. But we can get this L

Kanter with a missed defensive assignment. What, he isn't in yet? Just wait on it*

jazz are 9 of 15 from deep at the half...

UTA got a lil edge to them. Most aggressive I've ever seen Gordon play

I mean, can they not just miss a shot or two?

Adams you 100 million dollar waste of space. F***ing DO SOMETHING

Why can't our bigs make two foot shots?

They have open guys every where and we can't make layups

Remember when Adams was better than Gobert? Me neither.

Besides Russ, the Jazz are better at every single position. I get irritated at Russ for not passing. Then I see him pass, and Jerami Grant misses the entire goal and backboard on a shot.

Think we can swap Singler for Hayward at half without anyone noticing?

Mack couldn't hit a damn thing when in ATL. Now he can hit 3s? Gtfoh

no way would anyone choose Adams over Gobert right now. Not one GM in this league.

Adams ain't as good as Gobert anymore

adams getting owned so hard

Kanter getting his stas and the L

The Jazz must be happy they let Kanter go.

really annoying when they make every single 3 against you

It's like the thunder read that Utah are poor from 3 and said "f*** it, let's not bother covering them at all from there"

Anybody have a pistol and one bullet? *Asking for a friend.

Ingles shooting 100% the 2 times I have seen him play

It took 7 tries but Kanter finally stopped Shelvin Mack from scoring at the rim

Semaj holding Mack to 15 points on 5-5 shooting

They are good, and are deep.

Westbrook looks like he's burned out already..for pity's sake..someone get him some mountain dew

kanter can put up numbers on offense but still be below neutral offensively. *he's just so specialized. *a defensive analogue would be a big man who blocks a ton of shots but the defense plays worse when he's in. *

What an absolutely frustrating game. We are missing a guy that averages 16-17 a night and are getting blown out as a result of it. To think that we needed Russ to get a triple double and Dipo starting in wins that we barely won, proves how weak this roster is. I would kill to have this Jazz roster.*

We were never going to win this game. No chance.*

The big question, are we going to trade Kanter this season?

Steve held Gobert to 2 points? Gobert checks in, with Steve on the bench, and hits 3 straight buckets on Kanter.*

If you take out the 1st, 2nd, and 4th quarters, we won the game*

That's the good thing about getting blown out the last 2 games, our clutch stats stay untouched*
 
oh f*** boris diaw is on the jazz
Kanter getting his stas and the L
Ingles shooting 100% the 2 times I have seen him play

the bests
 
This is all just pure gold, particularly after not being able to win a game against them last season.

Remember when Adams was better than Gobert? Me neither.

Mack couldn't hit a damn thing when in ATL. Now he can hit 3s? Gtfoh

no way would anyone choose Adams over Gobert right now. Not one GM in this league.

Adams ain't as good as Gobert anymore

adams getting owned so hard

Kanter getting his stas and the L

The Jazz must be happy they let Kanter go.
 
JazzAvenues said:
Quinn Snyder is living proof that cokeheads can be successful


Kanter with a missed defensive assignment. What, he isn't in yet? Just wait on it*

Remember when Adams was better than Gobert? Me neither.

Anybody have a pistol and one bullet? *Asking for a friend.

Semaj holding Mack to 15 points on 5-5 shooting


Westbrook looks like he's burned out already..for pity's sake..someone get him some mountain dew


If you take out the 1st, 2nd, and 4th quarters, we won the game*

That's the good thing about getting blown out the last 2 games, our clutch stats stay untouched*
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My favorites.

Lol, thanks
 
JazzAvenues said:
Quinn Snyder is living proof that cokeheads can be successful

UTA got a lil edge to them. Most aggressive I've ever seen Gordon play

Kanter getting his stas and the L

Anybody have a pistol and one bullet? *Asking for a friend.

What an absolutely frustrating game. We are missing a guy that averages 16-17 a night and are getting blown out as a result of it. To think that we needed Russ to get a triple double and Dipo starting in wins that we barely won, proves how weak this roster is. I would kill to have this Jazz roster.*
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My favorites but especially the bolded. Yeah that's it. Well Jim Bob, stop kissing your sister and pay attention. Jazz are down two guys with a combined ppg of 33. We dominated your star, your team and your coach. We started to feel bad so we left you your sister.

Sup?
 
Just the formatting from that forum. No meaning to the asterisks.
 
I am sitting here LAUGHING. If we can get our entire roster together, we are gonna be a real threat to ANYONE!
 
mdalby said:
I am sitting here LAUGHING. If we can get our entire roster together, we are gonna be a real threat to ANYONE!
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Homer Alert:

I truly feel the Jazz are the best team in the league when healthy. Only issue is theyll potentially run into a inhuman on fire Curry or the demigod Lebron James. The only two things that can possibly stop the Jazz imo.
 
Makes me laugh, I've always been skeptical about the OKC fans since the franchise arrived with such a loaded young team...like any franchise would have a crazy fan base with those players, Always wanted to see how dedicated they are when they aren't an elite team.

still has to suck though, going from a legit contender to this.
 
This is the best comedy reading for the day. I have read these quotes several times...

It's like the thunder read that Utah are poor from 3 and said "f*** it, let's not bother covering them at all from there" :)
 
Ostertag>Duncan said:
Homer Alert:

I truly feel the Jazz are the best team in the league when healthy. Only issue is theyll potentially run into a inhuman on fire Curry or the demigod Lebron James. The only two things that can possibly stop the Jazz imo.
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I'm a little worried about our chemistry when Burks returns. While Alec is on his sabbatical, Hood has solidified his starting role at the 2 and Ingles is showing that he deserves time on the court. Throw in Exum's minutes at the 2 and its clear that someone isn't going to be happy.
 
Ostertag>Duncan said:
Homer Alert:

I truly feel the Jazz are the best team in the league when healthy. Only issue is theyll potentially run into a inhuman on fire Curry or the demigod Lebron James. The only two things that can possibly stop the Jazz imo.
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Yep, that and the refs.
 
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