LifeOnaPlate
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Sorry, what's wrong with being gay?
Sources: Utah has expressed interest in re-acquring Deron Williams
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Sorry, what's wrong with being gay?
An affront to God.
I was setting the stage for an actual thought process to begin. What are his and his agent's motivations at this point? Maximization, per usual. They're going to tell everyone that can that if Williams is picked up on waivers that he'll be a cancer. Instead, kindly wait until he clears and then offer a new contract. I'll be shocked if that means going to Cleveland for the vet minimum.
jope
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how exactly do imaginary beings get affronted?
It really is kind of wild. A lot of teams are under the salary floor, right? Seems like everyone is doing Williams and his agent a solid.
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Minny and Utah are the only teams significantly under the floor... everyone else is so close it doesn't really make a difference. We are 4.2... minny 3.3. It would cost everyone else a couple mil to pick him up.
The purpose of life is procreation. If everyone was gay, humans would go extinct. God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And if God is not real, then how do you explain sunsets?
/mic drop
Isn't it basically Utah and Brooklyn, as a nice coincidence?
I don't think anyone is doing him a favor but he can definitely demand his landing place at this point.
♪alt13
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God created Adam, put him naked in a garden so that he could watch him. When Adam asked God to create a woman God demanded Adam give him one of his ribs. Obviously God didn't want to create Eve and he thought Adam would cave. Then God got super jelly when they committed the original sin. He made them put on clothes and kicked them out. Srsly the whole snake apple story is an allegory about the evils of hetero nasty time. The only conclusion we can come to is that God is an extremely vindictive closeted self hating homosexual. How bout dem apples.
jope
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Literally every sentence you yielded is massively farcical. Are you being facetious?
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LifeOnaPlate
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Wasn't asking you. I doubt the original insult was rooted in religious concern.
No. Dead serious. I also have some thoughts about Trump's wall. I don't think it would be effective at keeping Mexicans out. But it would certainly keep gay Mexicans out, because they wouldn't risk damaging their manicures by using ropes and ladders.