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When I was a teenager, a friend and I lit a bag of dog poo, put it on some guy's porch, rang the doorbell and ran.
We were on our way to another friend's house.... well, that friend was not home, so we started walking back.
On the way back the guy that lived at that house was getting into his car with a baseball bat and he asked us if we saw anyone running that way. I told him we did, and they were heading that way... as I pointed.
He took off that way in his car, and we continued to walk back to my house.

I feel sortof bad about it now, but it was pretty funny then.
 
Oh, I just remembered this other time... I was on a website and I made up a prank story and posted it there.
That made me laugh.
It's not as good as the first story, but it's a keeper.
 
Back when Trout lived across the street from me, he played a minor prank on me. I don't even remember what it was, but I thought I'd get revenge. My wife and I put his Tahoe for sale on KSL with an astronomical low price and a sweet description, playing it up as basically brand new. We put his cell number on it with the disclaimer: "No emails, please. Phone calls only and I'm an insomniac so the later at night, the better." Apparently it really worked because he called me and yelled at me to take it down. When I didn't, he turned his phone off and changed his voice mail message to say something to the effect of "if you're calling about the car for sale, I'm out of the country. Please call Brian at (my cell number)." The best part was, he gave the wrong number, but the number actually called a Brian, who had no clue what the hell was going on.
 
JazzSpazz said:
Oh, I just remembered this other time... I was on a website and I made up a prank story and posted it there.
That made me laugh.
It's not as good as the first story, but it's a keeper.
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Several years ago at my work we had one of the water dispensers that holds a 5 gallon bottle upside down that needs to be replaced periodically. On April's Fools day I took an empty bottle, filled it with water and put 50 goldfish in it. I then took one of the old caps, sealed the bottle and placed it in the dispenser. It was amazing how many people don't even look at the water bottle and simply zero in on the spigot. They'd press the lever, wait while nothing came out and then check the bottle to see if it was empty. I got some pretty good comments when people finally looked at the bottle and saw it full of goldfish.
 
I once pureed some goldfish in the blender and fed them to my 8-month-old son. You should have seen the look on his face! He never saw it coming.
 
catratcho said:
Back when Trout lived across the street from me, he played a minor prank on me. I don't even remember what it was, but I thought I'd get revenge. My wife and I put his Tahoe for sale on KSL with an astronomical low price and a sweet description, playing it up as basically brand new. We put his cell number on it with the disclaimer: "No emails, please. Phone calls only and I'm an insomniac so the later at night, the better." Apparently it really worked because he called me and yelled at me to take it down. When I didn't, he turned his phone off and changed his voice mail message to say something to the effect of "if you're calling about the car for sale, I'm out of the country. Please call Brian at (my cell number)." The best part was, he gave the wrong number, but the number actually called a Brian, who had no clue what the hell was going on.
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What ever happened to the ladder?

Anyway, how about a prank that backfired? My friend and I thought it would be funny to throw a 5 gallon bucket full of our most recent dumps/piss onto the front door of the neighborhood dick wad. After we both deposited our treasure in the bucket, I walked up to the door and prepared to launch. I was laughing so hard at the thought of doing it, that I wasn't thinking straight when I grabbed the wire handle with one hand and the bottom of the bucket with the other hand and proceeded to send the gift basket toward the door... well, the hand holding the bottom of the bucket slipped off and the momentum sent it flying forward, but my other hand was still holding the wire handle. If you can picture the physics, you'll see the humor. As it swung around, I was instantly covered in mine and my best friends turd-soup. Not a drop got on the door, but all of it ended up on my face, in my hair, and all down the front of me.

I think I was like 29 when this happened.
 
TroutBum said:
What ever happened to the ladder?

Anyway, how about a prank that backfired? My friend and I thought it would be funny to throw a 5 gallon bucket full of our most recent dumps/piss onto the front door of the neighborhood dick wad. After we both deposited our treasure in the bucket, I walked up to the door and prepared to launch. I was laughing so hard at the thought of doing it, that I wasn't thinking straight when I grabbed the wire handle with one hand and the bottom of the bucket with the other hand and proceeded to send the gift basket toward the door... well, the hand holding the bottom of the bucket slipped off and the momentum sent it flying forward, but my other hand was still holding the wire handle. If you can picture the physics, you'll see the humor. As it swung around, I was instantly covered in mine and my best friends turd-soup. Not a drop got on the door, but all of it ended up on my face, in my hair, and all down the front of me.

I think I was like 29 when this happened.
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For some reason that is totally beyond my comprehension, I still have that damn ladder. But I remembered that it was after you filled my garbage can with snow, you son of a bitch.
 
catratcho said:
For some reason that is totally beyond my comprehension, I still have that damn ladder. But I remembered that it was after you filled my garbage can with snow, you son of a bitch.
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Living anywhere near Trout sounds like loads of fun.
 
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