Black Jesus Returns: The Washington Jail Food @ Our Utah Jazz. 3/31, 7PM Mountain on Root

[David Stern]

Lord Fat Boris and the almighty Churro have heard our humble cries, and rewarded us with two straight victories due to our humility before them. The churro previously silenced the haters with a 30 point victory, powered by the strength of Boris' fatness. Up next into the slaughterhouse: The Washington Jail Food, who are led by:

Marcin "please don't strike me with your Polish Hammer" Gortat.....

John "Undead" Wall...

Marty McFly....

ANDDDDD

BLACK JESUS IN HIS TRIUMPANT RETURN!

(where he scores 0 points on 0-3 shooting from the field, 2 fouls and a -12 in 3 minutes of game action.. or maybe gets a DNP. Probably the DNP.)

As they take on....
The one....
The only.....
Utah Jazz! Led by:

Gordon "stick it in there" Hayward....

Shelvin "George Who?" Mack....

ANDDDDDDD

FAT BORIS!!!

Did you know?
In his last game, Boris ate more doughnuts during game action (12) then he scored points (11)

Praises be unto Boris, and the Almighty Churro:

GO JAZZ!

 

[dipship31]

So all the #rallychurro needed was Boris all along

 

[Gameface]

So all Boris needed was the #rallychurro all along

fixed

 

[Siro]

Nice thread, but I wish we'd stop with the stupid titles.

 

[David Stern]

Nice thread, but I wish we'd stop with the stupid titles.

The stupid titles will stop once we lose. Until then, my lack of creativity will be on full display.

 

[Tom Pitt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

Great effort OP

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Nice thread, but I wish we'd stop with the stupid titles.

No fun police

Sent from my A0001 using JazzFanz mobile app

 

[Siro]

No fun police

Sent from my A0001 using JazzFanz mobile app

I just don't like to be disrespectful to the other team in the thread title. It makes us look bad.

 

[Revolution 9]

Ok these game threads are getting awesome.

 

[Revolution 9]

Standing ovation for Trey Burke.

 

[The Midnight]

Nice thread, but I wish we'd stop with the stupid titles.

Did you see that photo with Churros dipped in chocolate sauce?



I thought you said you can't get that in the US?

 

[Siro]

Did you see that photo with Churros dipped in chocolate sauce?



I thought you said you can't get that in the US?

You said that a churro is one of the richest desserts. I responded that it wasn't because it's just fried dough with some sugar and cinnamon. I never said that a mysterious force prevents chocolate from getting on churros.