10-11 Jazz Season Haiku

[colton]

Hey, that had five syllables. Some rep points to anyone who can turn it into a haiku. Even more rep points if you can somehow include the phrase "For all intensive purposes." (8 syllables, so it'll be tricky.)

 

[YB85]

He spelled "moran" wrong
For all intensive purp'ses
He should of been repped

 

[bordelais7]

"Intense Porpoises"
Would be an awesome band name.
Yeah, hey...where's my rep?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

An intense porpoise,
Much more intense than a cow,
Except for this one.

 

[chawx]

No more "Early oops"?
O'Conner will darft Jimmer
with 6th pick, for sure

 

[chawx]

I am too big yo
Too big, yo. I am too big
Too big, too big yo.

 

[TroutBum]

I hate haiku's yo
This river must be forded
Buy insurance please


But seriously, buy it. From me.

 

[colton]

He spelled "moran" wrong
For all intensive purp'ses
He should of been repped

+rep

nicely done

 

[ruca]

dear gordon hayward
my love for you burns red hot
like gonorrhea

 

[ruca]

ruca, my ruca
ruca, crotch ruca ruca
ruca, is moldy

 

[Park Bites]

I've never been repped
For all intense purposes
It would be very nice

Soon the days begin
When all of the NBA
Will be Jimmer jazzed

 

[Sloanfeld]

Bulls are red, Jazz are blue
Boozer's in first place
How about Utah?