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31:20, which is pure crap, but I beat my old time by a minute and a half. And this course had a couple of killer hills, so I feel pretty damn good.

Good job bro. I'm proud of you. Seriously, the time isn't impressive in the slightest until one considers your age, the fact that you have a family, and most importantly, your weight. Good job. Keep at it.
 
Good job bro. I'm proud of you. Seriously, the time isn't impressive in the slightest until one considers your age, the fact that you have a family, and most importantly, your weight. Good job. Keep at it.

My weight? Girl, you know I am in the 230's now, almost the 220's. My body's a temple.
 
You look like a pile of ****. Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?

What I look like has nothing to do with my weight. It's funny, when I was a lard I didn't care that people cracked fat jokes -- now that I'm not such a lard, it bothers me. I'm such a girl.

Post your pic, dick nose.
 
What I look like has nothing to do with my weight. It's funny, when I was a lard I didn't care that people cracked fat jokes -- now that I'm not such a lard, it bothers me. I'm such a girl.

Post your pic, dick nose.

Nah bro. Being a public employee, and given my job and governor and all, I don't want to risk my entire career and life by posting some pic. Not worth it.

Hopefully I meet you tardknuckles in person one day. If I do, the first round for most everyone's on me.
 
Nah bro. Being a public employee, and given my job and governor and all, I don't want to risk my entire career and life by posting some pic. Not worth it.

Hopefully I meet you tardknuckles in person one day. If I do, the first round for most everyone's on me.

This is why I /friended your girlfriend, so I could finally get a picture of your dumbass. Thank goodness I have it saved to my hard drive.
 
This is why I /friended your girlfriend, so I could finally get a picture of your dumbass. Thank goodness I have it saved to my hard drive.

Yeah, because that's easier than just looking at pics of me directly since, ya know, we're friends on FB and all. Freakin' Corky.
 
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This is a photo of my before (Jan. 10, 11) and after (Apr. 4, 11)

I wish I knew how to make it bigger. And yes, I've used that line before.
 
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