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End of the world is next Saturday. What do you have planned?

What do you have planned for May 21st?

  • Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! My time is here and I am off to heaven. Suck it sinners.

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • I'm off to meet my maker... in hell. Hail Satan.

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Something productive like eating a package of 64 slice of cheese.

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • I believe is a lot of dumb crap. But even this is ridiculous.

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • Total voters
    18
  • Poll closed .
Well we are possibly getting evicted due to a foreclosure on the house we are leasing, so I would be ok with it ending on Saturday.

So would you have to move before the end of the world? That would not be fun, I hate moving.
You could put it off, because what are they going to do? There won't even be banks after the end.
 
So would you have to move before the end of the world? That would not be fun, I hate moving.
You could put it off, because what are they going to do? There won't even be banks after the end.

Exactly my point. Let the rapture come and I don't have to move!
 
I really wish Jesus Christ hadn't been banned. I bet he'd have a thing or two to say about this nonsense.




THANKS A LOT, COLTON.
 
I really wish Jesus Christ hadn't been banned. I bet he'd have a thing or two to say about this nonsense.

I don't think he'd have any new insight for you as I'm sure you've been told many times over that you're going to hell.
 
I really wish Jesus Christ hadn't been banned. I bet he'd have a thing or two to say about this nonsense.




THANKS A LOT, COLTON.

He still has his radio talk show on LA's KFI, AM640. In Utah you probably have to go online to KFI's site to listen beginning about 7 AM. I am pretty sure he will be there Sunday. BTW, why was Jesus banned in JazzFanz? I think that would be pretty impressive show and tell for the Jazz and JazzFanz.
 
I saw a bunch of people dressed up in pioneer gear pulling handcarts in the rain this morning in Salt Lake City. Is that part of this, or just a typical day in the SLC?
 
Not sure of the street as I'm not super familiar with SLC but it was within the downtown area. It was just my first thought when seeing them. More likely just a youth group/school doing a little reenactment. It was a lot people though, probably around 500 and probably 1/4 them were adults. It was just an outlier thing that I wasn't expecting to see this morning.
 
I saw a bunch of people dressed up in pioneer gear pulling handcarts in the rain this morning in Salt Lake City. Is that part of this, or just a typical day in the SLC?

That's just how we get around in Utah.
 
The GlobalWarmiac Doomsday clock is little less than 5 years away so we have some time if we don't get raptured tomorrow.
 
Geez, how many "end of the world" dates are there? I don't believe in any of this stuff and try to ignore it as much as possible. I've been bombarded with stories of destructive earthquakes, floods, and fires and my friend couldn't stop talking about it this afternoon during lunch. So now, I think I'm gonna go buy myself a lifejacket, a canoe, and sit on my roof until Sunday gets here. You know, just in case. :D
 
I get a kick out of the people who point to wars like Iraq and the issues in the middle east as being the gigantic wars spoken of in Revelation and other prophecies as proof the end is near. Warfare has changed but compared to what was happening all over the globe during much of the middle ages, and even compared to what happened from the civil war through the 1950's, we are enjoying unprecedented levels of peace.
 
Apparently the dude that is predicting the end of the world on Saturday also predicted the end of the world in 1994. I think we all know how that turned out.
 
That said, I had my first affair, told my boss to take this job and shove it, stole a car, started a fire, pooped in a toilet at Home Depot (ok more than one), tore that little tag off a mattress, jaywalked, ran a stop sign, kicked a puppy, refused to tip at least 15% at lunch, took a number at the DMV and just left, told Trout I really wanted some insurance then said "no thanks" when he got all excited, and went around punching people in the face all day today. I ain't going with the rapture people so I might as well have some fun while I can.
 
Anyone know what exact time the end will come? I figured I might get a few video games in before the end.
 
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I got raptured this morning. It was great.
 

ok, now this has been covered multiple times in several threads...

these poor folks are so out of touch.

by the way, my plane touched down in Chicago a short time ago without a problem, but for a brief moment I actually wondered if perhaps it might not...
if maybe perhaps the entire plane would just keep going up and up and up...
 
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