Jerry Lundegaard
Banned
To wade through the cesspool of ******** we're about to be fed for the next week.
We, of all people, should know that the media (local, national, bloggers, etc.) don't have the slightest clue what the Jazz are thinking as evidenced by the past several drafts and prior predraft reports. No matter what we hear the next six days, out of an 'insider' or KOC himself, it will definitely be a steaming pile of manure.
While I've been pulling my hair out for the past couple weeks in anticipation for the draft, and it's bound to get even worse these next six days, I love the fact that KOC and the Jazz know what they're doing and don't let anyone else know about it.
I can't remember a draft as wide open as this one as far as 'locks' at certain picks.
Perhaps it's a defense mechanism so far as I don't have a nervous breakdown, but I'm ready for anything. Any player at the 3 and 12, any trade of picks, any trade of players, etc. I'm not putting anything past KOC.
My biggest hope is that everyone, most importantly Ty and KOC, are on the same page with the pick(s).
Thursday will be a very interesting night and this board melting down is a certainty - and I cannot wait. Regardless of what transpires on draft night, I remain confident that we already have the pieces in place to be a very tough team to beat in the West barring any injuries. Unfortunately, there isn't a player in the draft that we can add that will make me think we're a surefire contender for the West - but there are several who can get me thinking irrationally one way or the other.
For those die hards like me, who will have a hard time focusing on anything over the next six days, I invite you to use this thread to stay distracted. I understand subsequent content should be on the 'General Discussion' forum, but I beg for the mods mercy. We'll all want to click into the 'Utah Jazz' forum during draft week.
Feel free to use this thread for stream of consciousness drivel as I have, or whatever you'd like as long as it's within the rigid boundaries set forth by our esteemed moderators.
In closing - I'd like to wish Tupac Shakur a happy birthday, acknowledge the beautiful weather in Chicago today, divulge my curious disgust of Ann Coulter's adams apple and lack of upper lip, request some documentary recommendations on netflix streaming and finally state my unwavering belief that no matter how old/young/depressed/happy you are a fart joke live and in the flesh will make you laugh.
We, of all people, should know that the media (local, national, bloggers, etc.) don't have the slightest clue what the Jazz are thinking as evidenced by the past several drafts and prior predraft reports. No matter what we hear the next six days, out of an 'insider' or KOC himself, it will definitely be a steaming pile of manure.
While I've been pulling my hair out for the past couple weeks in anticipation for the draft, and it's bound to get even worse these next six days, I love the fact that KOC and the Jazz know what they're doing and don't let anyone else know about it.
I can't remember a draft as wide open as this one as far as 'locks' at certain picks.
Perhaps it's a defense mechanism so far as I don't have a nervous breakdown, but I'm ready for anything. Any player at the 3 and 12, any trade of picks, any trade of players, etc. I'm not putting anything past KOC.
My biggest hope is that everyone, most importantly Ty and KOC, are on the same page with the pick(s).
Thursday will be a very interesting night and this board melting down is a certainty - and I cannot wait. Regardless of what transpires on draft night, I remain confident that we already have the pieces in place to be a very tough team to beat in the West barring any injuries. Unfortunately, there isn't a player in the draft that we can add that will make me think we're a surefire contender for the West - but there are several who can get me thinking irrationally one way or the other.
For those die hards like me, who will have a hard time focusing on anything over the next six days, I invite you to use this thread to stay distracted. I understand subsequent content should be on the 'General Discussion' forum, but I beg for the mods mercy. We'll all want to click into the 'Utah Jazz' forum during draft week.
Feel free to use this thread for stream of consciousness drivel as I have, or whatever you'd like as long as it's within the rigid boundaries set forth by our esteemed moderators.
In closing - I'd like to wish Tupac Shakur a happy birthday, acknowledge the beautiful weather in Chicago today, divulge my curious disgust of Ann Coulter's adams apple and lack of upper lip, request some documentary recommendations on netflix streaming and finally state my unwavering belief that no matter how old/young/depressed/happy you are a fart joke live and in the flesh will make you laugh.
