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https://www.blogabull.com/2019/1/12/18180179/bulls-vs-jazz-game-preview-and-open-thread#comments













I hope we lose by 70 until boylen is fired


I smell an upset


All my teams suck *** haha. Chelsea sucks, bulls suck, cowboys suck, texas rangers sucks, Dallas stars kinda suck, Mavs kinda suck. Not looking good for 2019 for me either.


Getting raises and heading to Utah to get our teeth kicked in playing 90s style. Boylan wouldn't have it any other way.


We're lucky this is a b2b for Utah as well or this could get extremely ugly. Still don't think this is going to go well.


I think we'll hold the Jazz to under 130 tonight!


Another game.... Yayy.... I don't think I've been less excited about a Bulls game in a long time.


Another nightmare game coming up. Why do we torture ourselves?


snyder looks like he has not slept in ages

It's hard to sleep knowing the FBI is looking for you


ingles is the guy at the y who drops 40 in a head band and chuck taylors


Why do we have zero off ball movement? Why do we completely suck at defending the three point line?


nd my life


Never seen a coach get extended a day after losing by 30+ points.


If we want Zion we should play Jabari 48 minutes of every game.


This organization is the laughing stock of the NBA. If we lose 80% of the remaining games, does Boylen’s salary get tripled?


I’d say keep losing for Zion, but even if we get the #1 pick, we’d probably pick some guy from Venezuela you’ve never heard of.


Can someone wake me up when Zion gets here... Sincerely a pissed of bulls fan... Smh this is a joke..


I know ingles is a good shooter but if we loose bc ingles can’t miss then I’m not even mad.


Bulls give up one of the most points ever in a non OT game

And what do they do? They promptly give the ****ing bumbling *********** of a coach a pay raise. Hey you really ****ing completely ****ing blow at your job and are a completely inept jackass so here’s a pay raise!! Are the Bulls even a real team or is this just a really spooky mind bending episode of Black Mirror? "I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah!"


Im watching the 96 season in place of this one, we're on par for a 72 win season and another ring, MJ is balln!


A Jabari Parker sighting...

In the first quarter no less…I think he is already minus 6.

hen the Bulls win, cancer wins!


korver about to go for a career high against us in 3s


love Donovan Mitchell,but please score against a different team


Jabari just looks demoralized

It's stupid he takes long step back twos. Especially when his shooting has been **** like this season.


Can't even remember the last time we had the lead in a game


Jabari still looks so fat for an NBA player, I don't understand how that can be. Doesn't he care anymore about his career?

He has the money for weight watchers lol



Dat feel when Grayson allen erases you


Is it just me or does Jabari look less chunky than usual ?

He looks like he's trying less than usual

Is that possible


Jazz comentators are really good tbh. They're really watchable for an away team


Lavine is a bad team player. He always wants to go to the basket whenever he has the ball.


Now thats how u tank. Play hard for 3 quarters......then just start falling apart lol


Saturday night with nothing to do. I guess i'll watch.


Yesterday was such a complete waste of time. I don't think I can justify turning this one on.


Do we always just give up open 3s? Its so freaking frustrating.


The offense has issues yes. But the defense that we give up on 3s is downright pathetic. Teams are just encouraged to keep shooting them. Its no accident that teams are killing us with the 3.

And the fact that we barely shoot or hit them, its a 20 pt coasting victory most of the time.


If Jabari plays well and actually does increase his trade value, it won't increase that much given his contract. Plus, you risk his positive play giving your team wins it doesn't want right now. If he plays poorly, his trade value lessens. Either way, playing him is a bad idea.


Crowder had like 3 blown fast break layups that turned out to be assists


I cant even remember the last time we have led at halftime...


Mitchell can't miss

He's damn good


Korver wants his spot on the all time 3 list back


Our half court offense is just so unbelievably *******


Come on Jabari, ****ing jump when rebounding


Watching every team destroy us from 3 day in and day out is depressing as ****.


Catching a bulls 4th quarter is a waste of mobile data. I should’ve known better


Googles NBA lottery drawing date


Wait what's going on? The bench has a positive net rating??


Utah's defense is too gritty


We look awful on offense. Just taking turns running into defenders


The jazz coach looks like his diet is exclusively red bull and uppers. Paired with no sleep or showering


Kyle Korver good lord


Crowder is just manhandling Lauri every time, Lauri really struggles with physical defense


Ja-brick


How the *** you gonna give Mitchel that foul after he tomahawked Harrison and got a no call


Cmon Lauri, cant fall for that old man jab-step then step-back from Ingles


Refs been protecting Mitchell from Dunn all game


Tech for taunting? That's some Mickey Mouse ********


Are we overhelping or something? We're so consistently leaving shooters open it almost feels like a function of design. Terrible.


Neil Funk just learned Donovan Mitchell can jump


joe ingles rules



Ingles talking **** to Boylen, LOL


Sad day in Bulls history when we celebrate mediocrity


Good job boys the tank is strong in you it is!!


MJ wore 23, and 23 years ago they were 72-10. 23 years later they're 10-72
I know its nonsense.


they should change their name to Chicago Joke's


Anyone tired of seeing how bad this franchise is from top to bottom!


L and boylen gets an extension. how do you get an extension when your team is ranked dead last in every statical category? the bulls are 5-13 since he took over the team but it gets worse see below: Chicago Bulls with Jim Boylen as head coach:

30th in offensive rating
30th in net rating
30th in assists
29th in turnovers
29th in rebounds
1st in push-ups
1st in suicide sprints


This is a good thing, if we tank well enough the NBA might feel so bad for us that they just hand us the Duke starting 5 and coach K....


folks keep saying draft zion but if I were zion and the bulls won the lottery, id purposely go back to duke for another year than come to this garbage dumpster of an organization


They kept it within eight, so everyone gets a raise, and boylen should get an extension to go with his raise


Give them a participation trophy.......this organization is a joke


Maybe let’s not give a contract extension to the worst coach in Bulls history?


So, Jabari was +3 off the bench. I guess that means something.


Jingles is such a ****er, but damn he is fun to watch!


Can't wait until I get disappointed by the Sox


Does Boylen get a raise after every loss now?


quinn snyder gonna go do another line of coke

No ****... I really wanted to say that, but I didn't want it to look like I used to be some kind of snowblower or something...
 
I’d say keep losing for Zion, but even if we get the #1 pick, we’d probably pick some guy from Venezuela you’ve never heard of.

The despair in this comment has so many levels of depth. It is like a fractal - you keep zooming in and it is identically depressing at every level!
 
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I know ingles is a good shooter but if we loose bc ingles can’t miss then I’m not even mad.

Now that is respect for a loveable guy who is kicking you in the nuts time after time!
 
I’d say keep losing for Zion, but even if we get the #1 pick, we’d probably pick some guy from Venezuela you’ve never heard of.

The despair in this comment has so many levels of depth. It is like a fractal - you keep zooming in and it is identically depressing at every level!
Too lazy to look. Who are their draft failures?
 
Too lazy to look. Who are their draft failures?
I don't think they made a rational consideration of their draft failures. I think it was just a scream of pain to the universe.
 
I’d say keep losing for Zion, but even if we get the #1 pick, we’d probably pick some guy from Venezuela you’ve never heard of.

The despair in this comment has so many levels of depth. It is like a fractal - you keep zooming in and it is identically depressing at every level!

I don’t buy Zion as the #1 pick, yet all of the sudden that seems to be the consensus. They should want Barrett IMO. Not to mention they already have a bunch of really good bigs.


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Bulls give up one of the most points ever in a non OT game
And what do they do? They promptly give the ****ing bumbling *********** of a coach a pay raise. Hey you really ****ing completely ****ing blow at your job and are a completely inept jackass so here’s a pay raise!! Are the Bulls even a real team or is this just a really spooky mind bending episode of Black Mirror? "I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d***less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah!"

This guy might be better off not being a fan, I’m worried for both him and his family
 
Anybody watch that Black Mirror show? Is it any good?

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It's decent. British made post-apocalyptic-type dark stories, each episode a different one. Some are over-wrought schlock, but most are pretty good.

Watch bandersnatch on Netflix on your computer. It's fun.
 
I have zero sympathy for bulls fans. Less that zero. You dominated the sport for a decade and now you are a bunch of whiny bitches. They can all collectively eat a dick.
 
I don’t buy Zion as the #1 pick, yet all of the sudden that seems to be the consensus. They should want Barrett IMO. Not to mention they already have a bunch of really good bigs.


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What's there not to buy about Zion being the #1 pick? Especially if you think Barrett should be that guy, he's meant to be a great scorer but I have some real concerns over his shooting ability (Zion has a higher FT% than Barrett for example).
 
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