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That was a flop! Sorry, just practicing.


I hope we dont get jingled


I always forget Ricky is on the Jazz


Hard to believe Jazz are 27-22 seeing how they were a month a ago. That's a huge run. Tonight will be a very tough game.


Any way we can execute a pre-game or in-game trade for Ricky??


We are way thin on players so what happens? KAT out with 2 fouls 4 minutes into the game.


Well, Utah can bury us and put the game away right here. We are on the edge, just take one good punch.


Gobert makes Towns look short and stubby


Wiggy gets stripped while dribbling up court for last shot of the quarter...

That’s so Andrew


Imagine being able to shoot like Korver. I’d hustle so many bums at the Y


Wiggins and getting stripped, name a more iconic duo


Man That Korver can shoot ... pretty Awesome


Taj is just not big enough to contest gobert

When you have to give 3-4 techs, you're doing a bad job

Quin Snyder is easily my favorite coach in the NBA. Impeccable defensive scheme, adapts his schemes to his players, has unique offensive sets and runs plays on plays on plays. Don't see that a lot anymore in the NBA


Wiggins greases his hands before each game


The fact that it's only a 7 point game at halftime is pretty incredible. Feels like were down by 20+ right now.


The duality of KAT: 1st half 4 points, 2nd half 22 points with 8 minutes to go


Taj just wants to exchange jerseys with the refs in the hall way

I wanna get behind the Jazz in general.

But I just cannot stand Gobert. Absolutely my least favorite player in the league.


Beer doesn't make this better

Wiggins has some of the worst ball security I’ve ever seen


Jazz are

(a) healthy and
(b) better coached and
© more talented

than the Wolves are.


Ingles should be an all star

Korver is +Infinity

With all the injuries, ejections, and technicals, if the Jazz lose this game it would be one of the worst losses for them on the season. Easy.


Ingles looks like my friend who doesnt take showers.


Someone get the god damn wizard of oz over here so he gives Wiggins a heart and a brain


How to guard KAT:

1. Make whatever contact you’d like

2. Watch as the officials don’t call anything


Gobert is unstoppable with our current lineup in. Need someone bigger


13-0 run in 3 mins holy **** love seeing these guys not give up


H It's honestly laughable how Wiggins loses the ball on 80% of his drives. Most of these aren't even forced turnovers. It just completely fumbles the ball. He's never going to improve. He is who he always will be.


Joe Ingles is so ****ing annoying


Right when I decide I need another glass of whiskey to finish watching this game they go and do this.


I hate Kyle Korver, he always just destroys us



here comes Ingles. ****


The speed at which Snyder chews his gum coupled with the look in his eyes makes me uncomfortable


I love to watch Mitchell play tbh


Joe Ingles looks like he picks half smoked cigarettes up off the sidewalk and finishes them


Man this would have been the win of the season. Those technicals have really bit us in the ***.



Can we question the NBA's decision to not allow KAT to play defense without picking up fouls?


Best loss in wolves history according to this tweet.


Wolves most entertaining 4th quarter this season. Showed some great fight and heart.


Ryan deserves the job permanently. Been a long time since I've seen the Wolves play that hard.


Send Andrew Wiggins to the g league so he can wake the fk up


Who the hell is coaching Wiggins on free throws?
Shaq’s old coach?


That’s the best I’ve seen em lose


"If only KAT wasn't in foul trouble" is a thought I've had too many times this season.


I can live with this loss. I can't remember the last time the wolves fought hard down in the 4th.


My nipples are rock hard right now, just ruined my shirt.
 
The speed at which Snyder chews his gum coupled with the look in his eyes makes me uncomfortable




Joe Ingles looks like he picks half smoked cigarettes up off the sidewalk and finishes them

2 of the best ever.


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Pretty impressive quotes. Wolves fans are both humorous and clever.

"Joe Ingles looks like he picks half smoked cigarettes up off the sidewalk and finishes them"

This is hilarious. It ranks up there with "Joe Ingles looks like an alcoholic electrician."

Probably part of the reason the cigarette quote cracks me up so much is the truth in it. During junior year in college my roommate (a smoker) admitted to me he once was so desperate for a cigarette (after running out) he grabbed a used one from the ashtray outside (our college had the sand-filled cigarette butt receptacles atop the garbage cans) and smoked it. The poor dude was so humiliated when he admitted it. And I thought 'Wow - nicotine is no joke.'
 
Pretty impressive quotes. Wolves fans are both humorous and clever.

"Joe Ingles looks like he picks half smoked cigarettes up off the sidewalk and finishes them"

This is hilarious. It ranks up there with "Joe Ingles looks like an alcoholic electrician."

Probably part of the reason the cigarette quote cracks me up so much is the truth in it. During junior year in college my roommate (a smoker) admitted to me he once was so desperate for a cigarette (after running out) he grabbed a used one from the ashtray outside (our college had the sand-filled cigarette butt receptacles atop the garbage cans) and smoked it. The poor dude was so humiliated when he admitted it. And I thought 'Wow - nicotine is no joke.'
I have done that too.
 
I have done that too.

Accurate depiction? :-D

SmokingFish.jpg
 
Accurate depiction? :-D

SmokingFish.jpg
Ya pretty much.
I have actually caught a catfish out if the Jordan River and let it take a drug off my cigarette too lol.
Cigarettes are nasty things. I was never a hardcore full time pack a day smoker but I was a casual smoker from the time I was 16 until now. I haven't had a smoke since around Thanksgiving though so I'm doing good now. Longest I have gone without a smoke in a long long time. Had a rough day last week and came close to buying a pack but resisted.

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Ya pretty much.
I have actually caught a catfish out if the Jordan River and let it take a drug off my cigarette too lol.
Cigarettes are nasty things. I was never a hardcore full time pack a day smoker but I was a casual smoker from the time I was 16 until now. I haven't had a smoke since around Thanksgiving though so I'm doing good now. Longest I have gone without a smoke in a long long time. Had a rough day last week and came close to buying a pack but resisted.
Good for you fish. I was a pack a day or more from the time I was 17 until my daughter was born. Haven’t had one since - almost 20 years now. Still have cravings, but I don’t miss it at all. Biggest waste of money.
 
Ya pretty much.
I have actually caught a catfish out if the Jordan River and let it take a drug off my cigarette too lol.
Cigarettes are nasty things. I was never a hardcore full time pack a day smoker but I was a casual smoker from the time I was 16 until now. I haven't had a smoke since around Thanksgiving though so I'm doing good now. Longest I have gone without a smoke in a long long time. Had a rough day last week and came close to buying a pack but resisted.

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I bet the catfish told the story to his fellow fishes and they didn't believe him. Gotta leave with proof like the crow:
 


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Tonight will be a very tough game.

I suspect unless the Jazz completely change there 4th quarter "hip hop" ways, this game won't even be close! I smell a 20 point blowout on the horizon!



Imagine being able to shoot like Korver. I’d hustle so many bums at the Y

Interesting you mention that! I recruited a guy very similar to Korver to play some school yard ball with me and my boys and he'd show up with his gym stuff in a gray attache case, took off his coke bottle bottom glasses, and proceeded to torch the school yard "Dr. J. wannabees" with jump shot after jump shot! After the game was over and we won by 5 baskets, the "hoppers" could be heard saying "who is that white boy anyway???"




Quin Snyder is easily my favorite coach in the NBA. Impeccable defensive scheme, adapts his schemes to his players, has unique offensive sets and runs plays on plays on plays. Don't see that a lot anymore in the NBA

I knew there was something about this Jazz team that attracted me to them!


My take....on your take!
 


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Tonight will be a very tough game.

I suspect unless the Jazz completely change there 4th quarter "hip hop" ways, this game won't even be close! I smell a 20 point blowout on the horizon!



Imagine being able to shoot like Korver. I’d hustle so many bums at the Y

Interesting you mention that! I recruited a guy very similar to Korver to play some school yard ball with me and my boys and he'd show up with his gym stuff in a gray attache case, took off his coke bottle bottom glasses, and proceeded to torch the school yard "Dr. J. wannabees" with jump shot after jump shot! After the game was over and we won by 5 baskets, the "hoppers" could be heard saying "who is that white boy anyway???"




Quin Snyder is easily my favorite coach in the NBA. Impeccable defensive scheme, adapts his schemes to his players, has unique offensive sets and runs plays on plays on plays. Don't see that a lot anymore in the NBA

I knew there was something about this Jazz team that attracted me to them!


My take....on your take!
 
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