Random no context movie quotes

[gandalfe]

Just what it sounds like. Post a movie quote for no reason.

 

[gandalfe]

Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian?

 

[Zombie]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

[Hotdog]

Whoa!

Guess who said that

 

[gandalfe]

If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.

 

[Darkwing Duck]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! He touched my breast!

 

[Douchebag K]

Whoa!

Guess who said that

Bill & Ted

 

[Douchebag K]

This deal gets worse all the time ......


And no it’s not Magic Johnson

 

[Stars Fan]

"I'll tell you the truth, and it's up to you to live with it."

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[Red]

Klaatu barada niktu!

 

[One Brow]

He just got older and sicker. And older. And sicker. And older. And sicker.

 

[TroutBum]

Klaatu barada niktu!

Awesome.

 

[gandalfe]

I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors, maybe we've got something here.

 

[JAZZGASM]

This new learning amazes me Sir Bedevere. Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.

 

[Stars Fan]

"Back Witch!"

"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife, and after what you've just done I don't think I want to be that anymore. "

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[Stars Fan]

"I must be overtired', she managed. 'The excitement and all.'

'Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed."

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[Stoked]

I’m walking here!!

We don’t need no stinking badges.

They call it a royale with cheese.

 

[bigmike]

Where's my SNACK PACK?

It's poop again!
He called the **** poop!

 

[olden_undercover]

Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man-
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Frenchman: NO! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[Greasy84]

He wants it, he gets it!