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Happy Valentine's day jazzfanz

I went to a dive bar called Cruzers in SLC for a noon lingerie fashion show. It was maybe the saddest creepiest thing I have been around. It was great!

Then hit up 8 bars downtown. I got all the bar tenders to take a picture of a body part made up look like a dirty picture. I sent them all to a bar tender I like that was working who told me I could send her nude pics.
 
Bought tickets to Rome. This will be my first time on another continent.

If y’all are looking for any good ideas for anniversaries or next valentines, just give coupons.

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Lol. That's so true

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Got my wife a card.

The end.

Daycare is $3,550 a month right now.

Good times.
The price of cards has gotten ridiculous - it's tough to find one for less than $3.49.

Roses. Just roses. We agreed on not wasting money on gifts on this day.
I got MrsB some roses. Bought them last night at Costco. We also went to Wicked over the weekend.

I finally convinced my husband to pick up roses at the grocery store - he'd buy them from the florist at $100+ for a dozen and they'd be drooping and losing their petals within a day or two. The much cheaper grocery store roses generally last much longer - and are much nicer to look at when you're not seeing dollar signs dancing in front of your face!
 
The price of cards has gotten ridiculous - it's tough to find one for less than $3.49.




I finally convinced my husband to pick up roses at the grocery store - he'd buy them from the florist at $100+ for a dozen and they'd be drooping and losing their petals within a day or two. The much cheaper grocery store roses generally last much longer - and are much nicer to look at when you're not seeing dollar signs dancing in front of your face!

My card cost $9.50.
 
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