2019 Draft Homer List

[Saint Cy of JFC]

My backup will be Talen "KFC" Horton-Tucker. Cause he got buckets....of fried chicken.

Bruh, wtf.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Yall legit are awful at this.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Matisse "The Dirty Beast" Thybulle. Dude is going to develop a three point shot and turn into Kawhi light.

Why is he dirty though? Some kind of sexual ting?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Nickeil Alexander-Walker = The NBA’s Kingslayer

Nicolaj Coster-Waldau = GoT’s Kingslayer

You really stretching for this one, but it's better than everyone else at least.

 

[LoPo]

Yall legit are awful at this.

Dude, the Carsen Predwards works. C'mon man. I know I've called you a douche in the past and everything, but that ain't bad.

Carsen "The Predator" Edwards

 

[Keefe]

You really stretching for this one, but it's better than everyone else at least.

Stretching is what makes it better. **** like CP3 and what not is so boring and unoriginal. Mine is unique in its’ derivation, relevant because of the enormity of GoT, and a catchy, cool sounding nickname.

 

[Keefe]

Dude, the Carsen Predwards works. C'mon man. I know I've called you a douche in the past and everything, but that ain't bad.

Carsen "The Predator" Edwards

That’s ****ing awful.

 

[charcoalt]

Mattisse "The Bull"

 

[Keefe]

My backup will be Talen "KFC" Horton-Tucker. Cause he got buckets....of fried chicken.

Racialist.

Might as well nickname him The Colonel. It sounds better and Colonel Horton-Tucker has a ring to it. Plus we have an Admiral in this draft too.

Just don’t confuse him with The Colonel from the best movie ever made. That dude was a creep.

 

[Keefe]

Mattisse "The Bull"

How about The Artist?

Does dude play with any grace or beauty?

 

[ONE LOVE]

OneLove always did this, but he's not with us anymore.

LOL

 

[ONE LOVE]

What happened to OL? Just taking a break from Jazzfanz?

Sent from my SM-G973U using JazzFanz mobile app

Been a bit busy but I'm back just in time for the draft. How've you been?

 

[LoPo]

Sekou Doumboomshakalaka

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Sekou Doumboomshakalaka

Dude, his nickname is just dying to be Boo-yeah.

 

[Keefe]

Dude, his nickname is just dying to be Boo-yeah.

I think you mean Booyah but yes, IAWTP.

 

[LoPo]

Booyah isn't bad, but DoumBoomshakalaka is pretty sweet. The announcer could be like "he's heating up" then "Doumboomshakalaka" then "he's on fire".

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Booyah isn't bad, but DoumBoomshakalaka is pretty sweet. The announcer could be like "he's heating up" then "Doumboomshakalaka" then "he's on fire".

Okay, have it your way.

 

[Hearsky]

Why is he dirty though? Some kind of sexual ting?

You say that like there is something wrong with that?

 

[ONE LOVE]

Is Sekou a relative of the NBA.com reporter/presenter?

 

[prodigy]

Keldon "Stay Humble" Johnson