2019 Draft Homer List

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by Saint Cy of JFC, Jun 15, 2019.

  1. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    Bruh, wtf.
     
  2. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    Yall legit are awful at this.
     
  3. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    Why is he dirty though? Some kind of sexual ting?
     
  4. Saint Cy of JFC

    Saint Cy of JFC Well-Known Member

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    You really stretching for this one, but it's better than everyone else at least.
     
  5. LoPo

    LoPo Well-Known Member

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    Dude, the Carsen Predwards works. C'mon man. I know I've called you a douche in the past and everything, but that ain't bad.

    Carsen "The Predator" Edwards
     
  6. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Stretching is what makes it better. **** like CP3 and what not is so boring and unoriginal. Mine is unique in its’ derivation, relevant because of the enormity of GoT, and a catchy, cool sounding nickname.
     
  7. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    That’s ****ing awful.
     
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  8. charcoalt

    charcoalt Active Member

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    Mattisse "The Bull"
     
  9. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Racialist.

    Might as well nickname him The Colonel. It sounds better and Colonel Horton-Tucker has a ring to it. Plus we have an Admiral in this draft too.

    Just don’t confuse him with The Colonel from the best movie ever made. That dude was a creep.
     
  10. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    How about The Artist?

    Does dude play with any grace or beauty?
     
  11. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    LOL
     
  12. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    Been a bit busy but I'm back just in time for the draft. How've you been?
     
  13. LoPo

    LoPo Well-Known Member

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    Sekou Doumboomshakalaka

     
  14. Catchall

    Catchall Well-Known Member 2019 Prediction Contest Winner

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    Dude, his nickname is just dying to be Boo-yeah.
     
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  15. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    I think you mean Booyah but yes, IAWTP.
     
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  16. LoPo

    LoPo Well-Known Member

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    Booyah isn't bad, but DoumBoomshakalaka is pretty sweet. The announcer could be like "he's heating up" then "Doumboomshakalaka" then "he's on fire".
     
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  17. Catchall

    Catchall Well-Known Member 2019 Prediction Contest Winner

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    Okay, have it your way.
     
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  18. Hearsky

    Hearsky Well-Known Member

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    You say that like there is something wrong with that?
     
  19. ONE LOVE

    ONE LOVE #Baby_Talk Staff Member

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    Is Sekou a relative of the NBA.com reporter/presenter?
     
  20. prodigy

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    Keldon "Stay Humble" Johnson

     
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