The Open Championship

[FalseFlagg K]

Its not a sport, its a good walk spoiled. Most boring thing on the planet closely followed by tennis.

To the ignorant ...

 

[Rubashov]

To the ignorant ...

Golf clubs are ****ing useless don't even make a decent weapon.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Golf clubs are ****ing useless don't even make a decent weapon.

Ooh yes they do. My 21 degree driving iron is my anti hone invasion weapon of choice

 

[Archie Moses]

Gawd, I'd love if Tony won just once. He's such a good dude.

 

[The Midnight]

Every chance I get, the little bitch that she is.

Have you guys actually met in person? You're in the same city aren't u?

 

[Rubashov]

Have you guys actually met in person? You're in the same city aren't u?

i wouldn't be seen in public with that arsehole.

 

[The Midnight]

i wouldn't be seen in public with that arsehole.

Who said you have to meet in public?!?!

Muahahaha...

 

[Rubashov]

Ooh yes they do. My 21 degree driving iron is my anti hone invasion weapon of choice

Not really too long and light to be of any real use, you're better off with an axe handle or a short baseball bat. Axe handles make great weapons, we used to keep them under the bar at the Greyhound.

 

[Rubashov]

Who said you have to meet in public?!?!

Muahahaha...

Oh you're chipper today, did you have your quarterly enema?

 

[Miggs]

Not really too long and light to be of any real use, you're better off with an axe handle or a short baseball bat. Axe handles make great weapons, we used to keep them under the bar at the Greyhound.

Meh. You’d be better off with the butt side of the head of a hatchet. Small and compact but that butt end is hard as **** and would crush fools.

 

[Rubashov]

Meh. You’d be better off with the butt side of the head of a hatchet. Small and compact but that butt end is hard as **** and would crush fools.

Yeah dude that's what we used to use, bout the the length of my forearm, 20 inches or so.

 

[Miggs]

Yeah dude that's what we used to use, bout the the length of my forearm, 20 inches or so.

Perfect. But that’s not an axe.