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Friday: Melo Kills The Jazz....As He Always Will

Carmelo played almost 40 minutes tonight and didn't get a single assist. .
Uhh, is it Melo's fault that Hezonja can't make a shot?

Melo made incredible passes all night. Announcer Doris Burke even praised Melo's phenomenal passing ability during the broadcast! Did you not watch the game? Melo making one incredible pass after another, announcers telling their audience that Melo's passing game is criminally overlooked.

So you didn't hear Doris or see Melo's incredible passing. Uhh, next time you watch a game, turn the sound up. Better still, next time you watch a game, turn the TV on.
 
Uhh, is it Melo's fault that Hezonja can't make a shot?

Melo made incredible passes all night. Announcer Doris Burke even praised Melo's phenomenal passing ability during the broadcast! Did you not watch the game? Melo making one incredible pass after another, announcers telling their audience that Melo's passing game is criminally overlooked.

So you didn't hear Doris or see Melo's incredible passing. Uhh, next time you watch a game, turn the sound up. Better still, next time you watch a game, turn the TV on.
That's cute, you think passing and assists are the same thing.
 
That's cute, you think passing and assists are the same thing.
This isn't football, kid. In basketball, you don't hand the ball off to another player and hope he scores. You, get this, pass the ball in order to get an assist.

Wow, I actually have to explain what assists and passes are to Jazz fans. No wonder why they think they won last night's game. If they don't know what an assist is, how could they ever understand the concept of goal tending?
 
We owe big thanks to Melo for tonight, he did everything he could to give us a win. And actually last time in Portland he also kept us in game for a long stretch but we couldn't capitalize on that.
 
This isn't football, kid. In basketball, you don't hand the ball off to another player and hope he scores. You, get this, pass the ball in order to get an assist.

Wow, I actually have to explain what assists and what passes are to Jazz fans. No wonder why they think they won last night's game. If they don't know what an assist is, how could they ever understand the concept of goal tending?
Let me put it this way...

Stockton doesn't have the NBA career record in passes.
 
Given the direction of the league, I’d be curious who would do Gobert (and if need be Clarkson) for Beal.
 
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