I went to the Knicks v Jazz game on January 20th, 2016 at The Garden. I went to get a hot dog (12 dollars) and a water (6 dollars), and by the time I got back to my seat, Melo had already put up 30 points against the Jazz! I sat down, smiled to myself, and said, "Man, Melo The Jazz Killer strikes again." You do realize you Jazz are playing Melo The Jazz Killer this Friday night, right? Or do you keep such worrisome and frightening things out of your minds as best you can? I say humiliation again for the Jazz. Melo will put up 24 and block 8 in the first quarter to honor his friend Kobe. Melo will kill the Jazz. Bet on it. Melo the Jazz killer will kill you Friday night. And I'll even go further: I say when the game ends, Jazz fans will rise from their seats and give Melo the Jazz killer a standing ovation just like the Russians gave to Rocky at the end of ROCKY IV.