I'm so happy that IMPOTUS fired Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and his the expert team in charge of biodefense strategy against pandemics and biological attacks.
The dude was surrounded by scientists, physicians and other experts. wtf do they know. Losers.
Placing our prayer leader in charge is so reassuring. God Bless you, Mike Pence! Pray hard and save our lives!
I'm also thankful for the perfect timing of this appointment. We didn't put someone in charge when it was just tens of thousands infected and hundreds of people dying, it was really unnecessary then. But holy ****, my 401K dropped 10% -- Mike to the rescue!
Our dear leader reassures us that if we treat this just like the Flu, all will be cool. And the virus will vanish with better weather. Trump wouldn't lie about a life or death situation!
I can't make this stuff up.