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What Do Jazz Fans Feel Their Chances Are Against The Nets?

We would take them to an unprecedented 9th game. See the jazz would win game 7 but the league cannot allow the jazz to win the championship in that scenario so they will extend it by 2 games. In the meantime, Jeff gillooly, the actual Jeff G., Will be brought in to "take care of" Rudy Gobert, the very obviously best player in the league, probably best player of all time. He would whack Gobert in the knee as Gobert was coming out of Tucanos along with Joe Ingles and Georges Niang, who has since earned the nicknames #GeorgesTheMeloKiller and #GeorgesTheDurantMurderer as we swept Portland in the first round and Melo averaged 3 points per game on 1-16 shooting average for the 4 games, and Durant has been held to 12 ppg as he could never get off an uncontested 3 and was forced into a pure mid-range game where Gobert was eating everyone's children, because his defense was impregnable. Anyway, after the Tanya Harding treatment, which actually bends the tire iron and breaks Gillooly's arm with the rebound off Gobert's knee, Gobert actually gets stronger and in the soon-to-be fabled game 9, Gobert records the world's first 30 block game along with 30 points and 31 rebounds, culminating in a block so fierce on Kyrie Irving that Kyrie spontaneously entered a coma in which he still lies, only occasionally muttering things that sound like "french rejection" and "stifle tower". And after the jazz are up 164 to 96 at the end of regulation the league and the world are forced to admit that the 2021 Utah Jazz are the greatest team ever assembled. Their greatness is so complete that Marvel offers the jazz organization full copyright and trademark ownership of the Avengers name and all IP.

And you better believe it. I paid a dear price for this glimpse into our future.





Go Jazz.




#prayforkyrie



#ripmelo
 
jazzVA said:
I can definitely see the NYC media and residents believing that...
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You honestly don't think that's true? You really don't believe the Nets are the best team ever assembled? OK, then name another.

And you can't go by multiple Championships. The Islanders, Yankees, Celtics, Canadians, Lakers, Oilers.... This Nets team is just starting, and no one on Earth believes they will be together for a five-peat Championship run, so dynasties can not be the criteria. We are talking now. The team that takes the floor right now is stronger than any other team ever put together.

Possibly the Yankees of the '20s can be mentioned in the Nets class. The Islanders and Edmonton Oilers were also constructed perfectly, but not in any way close to the jaw dropping sight of these Nets. Man, just tune into a game! There's James Harden, next to him is Kyrie Irving, next to him is Kevin Durant! Oh, yeah that's Aldridge and Blake Griffin out there, too.
 
jom2003 said:
Nah, Knicks will beat Nets easily in the playoffs
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Man, that's an excellent point. We know the Jazz can only make it to The Finals if 14 teams out west get covid, but the Nets? Yeah, why do we assume they will be in The Finals when the Bucks, Knicks, and Sixers are standing in their way?
 
LogGrad98 said:
The Jazz greatness is so complete that Marvel offers the jazz organization full copyright and trademark ownership of the Avengers name and all IP.
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Your scenario was going good until that final sentence. Uhh, Marvel equals Avengers? No, below is the one and only and true holder of the name The Avengers:

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jazzVA said:
I can definitely see the NYC media and residents believing that...the Nets are the strongest team ever assembled
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One quick thing:

Boy, you are clueless when it comes to NY media and fans. You really think NY fans and media heap praise and love on our NY teams and athletes? Man, that is so hilarious and so wrong.

Below is an example of the way the NY media heaps hugs, kisses, and love upon our NY athletes. Let me know when the Utah newspapers call a guy on your team an a--hole on the front page.

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New York is thee toughest place to play. Ewing missed a shot against the Pacers in the playoffs in 1995 and that's what New Yorkers remember most about him. One shot that didn't go in, not the 9,702 that did go in.
 
SteakNEggs said:
Remember, the Jazz don't actually have to win the games, but just win more quarters to be champions.
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Yup. Final scores, scorecards from the judges...meaningless. Just watch the game, see who dominated...that's the winner.

No joking about that. I grew up in a boxing family and the way you tell who the winner of the bout is is to disregard the judges' scores and just ask yourself, "Which fighter would I have rather been?" There's your winner.

Or you can ask a six year, "Who won that fight? They would get it right. (That's actually a very true statement. Kids wouldn't be clouded by stupid scoring minutiae when looking at a fight. They can just tell you, "That guy won" and be 100% correct.)
 
To the OP, I say the Jazz have a new weapon this year called the HYDRA blender. If said blender is in full effect during this supposed playoff series, no team, not even the Nets have a chance to defeat it.

Word to your mother.
 
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