Stupid Pet Peeves

[LogGrad98]

Epic.
If that’s me, the pen stays in the toilet. I don’t care if it’s there a week, I ain’t grabbing it.


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Where were you during my toilet fiasco? The things we do when we panic.

 

[bigb]

Where were you during my toilet fiasco? The things we do when we panic.

Staying the hell away from you in the toilet.

There are very few things I’m reaching into a pile of poo to save. I’m not entirely sure my kids make that list.


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[Scat]

finally decide you have to bite the bullet and grab a wad of TP big enough to cover your head

Did you try and grab the pen with your mouth?

 

[LogGrad98]

Did you try and grab the pen with your mouth?

That would have been the fall-back plan.

 

[Scat]

That would have been the fall-back plan.

At least it was your own dookie.

 

[Gameface]

When you see some weird looking thing on Amazon so you click it to find out what it is.

Now that thing is 80% of the ads you see on the internet.

Amazon is not as bad as some where if you look at an item they email you about an item you might be interested in, which is that item. Or others where you put something in your cart so they email and text like a bad ex telling you that you forgot something in your cart and to just come back to them and check out.

 

[Scat]

When you see some weird looking thing on Amazon so you click it to find out what it is.

Now that thing is 80% of the ads you see on the internet.

Amazon is not as bad as some where if you look at an item they email you about an item you might be interested in, which is that item. Or others where you put something in your cart so they email and text like a bad ex telling you that you forgot something in your cart and to just come back to them and check out.

Too many thrusting vibrators lately?

 

[Gameface]

Too many thrusting vibrators lately?

Yeah a few too many tbpfhwy

 

[Scat]

Yeah a few too many tbpfhwy

"Too be perfectly ****ing honest with you"? I can't keep up with all the hip abbreviations and acronyms anymore.

 

[LogGrad98]

Too many thrusting vibrators lately?

No such thing.

 

[Scat]

No such thing.

Depends. Is it a work computer?

 

[jazzVA]

"Too be perfectly ****ing honest with you"? I can't keep up with all the hip abbreviations and acronyms anymore.

tbpfhwy?? Sounds like someone using their vibrator