The **official** "I'm a Salty Boi" thread.

[Gameface]

Pour your salt here.

Are you a loyal die hard fan of the Utah Jazz but today just isn't the day for feeling good about the team? Pour all your salt out here and feel better for the rest of the day.

Where's Weird Al Yankovic when you need him? I want this song, but instead I want it to say "pour some salt on me."

 

[infection]

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Maybe this is the teams way of saving and supporting Rudy. Say we fall short and then Ainge is thinking about making a move to rig Rudy… he can look back on this stretch and say… no thank you.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I’m salty AF

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Yeah our defense without Rudy sux soo bad. Our guys couldn't stay in front of my grandma

 

[NUMBERICA]

Salty about the defensive scheme. Salty about the rotation. Salty about the soft culture, effort, and focus. Maybe more than anything, these issues make me super salty about the idea that making a trade might actually change any of these problems.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Yeah our defense without Rudy sux soo bad. Our guys couldn't stay in front of my grandma

Yeah but she uses that cane to push off and gain an advantage… I always overplay her left because she can’t go right because of that hip replacement she keeps putting off.

 

[infection]

Salty about the defensive scheme. Salty about the rotation. Salty about the culture and effort. Maybe more than anything, these issues make me super salty about the idea that making a trade might actually change any of these problems.

Yep. It’s a culture and identity issue at this point. Even a big trade doesn’t change inertia.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

Yeah but she uses that cane to push off and gain an advantage… I always overplay her left because she can’t go right because of that hip replacement she keeps putting off.

dude bitch had a wicked crossover where she dropped the can for a couple of dribbles. She is dead too i might mention but that is how bad our D is

Seriously every time we have a crap loss or two these guys on a couple of Aussie boards always pop up and go the "see i told you the Jazz aint ****" rubbish

 

[The Fresh Prince]

I wonder if there's a PistonAvenues posting our reactions on some random Pistons fan page.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Yep. It’s a culture and identity issue at this point. Even a big trade doesn’t change inertia.

We can’t trade Inertia… we traded his rights to offload a backup center.

 

[Goodluckchuck]

Sounds like the sky is falling again. Good thing we are getting these losses out of the way now. I see a huge win streak after the all star break.

 

[LoPo]

Sounds like the sky is falling again. Good thing we are getting these losses out of the way now. I see a huge win streak after the all star break.

Which will lead to more false hope

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[LogGrad98]

We can’t trade Inertia… we traded his rights to offload a backup center.

And a 2nd round pick. Unprotected.