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Game Thread Mar 02, 2022 06:00PM MT: Jazz at Rockets

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Thee Idiotic Minivan K said:
What do you mean by pillow fort playa? C’mon man I’m old and don’t get all this weird slang, ya jive??
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It is a legendary Utah Jazz story involving Ronnie Brewer. I'll copy and paste a story a JF poster made covering it:

Jazzfanz is dead, long live Jazzfanz

As Jazzfanz rises from the ashes like a slightly retarded Phoenix, I would like to offer a few words on behalf of the Old Jazzfanz. As one of the charter members of the Old Jazzfanz—technically, I was bit late, but I doubt Doc Cherno wants to write this post—I lived, typed, and quit through...
jazzfanz.com jazzfanz.com

"The Pillow Fort

At its heart, the Pillow Fort Incident of 2006 is probably not the stuff of Great Moments in Jazzfanz. According to news reports, on October 23 of that year, four players for the Jazz—Deron Williams, Dee Brown, Paul Milsap, and Ronnie Brewer—invited a stripper up to their hotel room for…well…something other than sparkling conversation, I’ll guess. Forty-five minutes later, she appeared on the ground floor, crying and claiming she was raped. Again, this is not the kind of stuff you’d want to use for a standup routine.

Long story short, her story was crap, all charges were dropped, and the players were consistent in their description of events. Those descriptions, however, were amazing.

Deron Williams did the noble thing and left the room when he saw that she was upset and crying. Dee Brown—and I love this—had gone to his own room after eight beers at the bar to play video games. [note: the unexplained part of this, for me, is that he was playing video games in his hotel room. Did he pack his own XBOX? Portable system? Or are we talking those crappy 1980s hotel video games where you pay five bucks for half an hour of Super Mario Brothers 2 on a controller that looks like a twisted fetal NES pad?] Milsap also left the room. Which left Ronnie Brewer alone in a room with a naked, drunk stripper. And he responded the only way he could.

And I quote: “Brewer said the woman got naked and flopped on his bed. He built a divider with blankets and pillows, telling her she could sleep on the bed or the floor if she wanted to stay.”

Perhaps the saddest part of Old Jazzfanz’s death is that the thread on this subject is now lost to the ages."
 
fishonjazz said:
Is Butler healthy?

Jazz are favored by 15.5 tonight
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I think he’s questionable or out with an ankle sprain. We should blow these guys out but sometimes we play with our food. I’m guessing you will see 7-8 minutes of NAW if we blow them out.
 
Handlogten's Heros said:
I think he’s questionable or out with an ankle sprain. We should blow these guys out but sometimes we play with our food. I’m guessing you will see 7-8 minutes of NAW if we blow them out.
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Would rather see Butler but im also itching for some NAW minutes so its a win win I guess. I think we destroy these guys. We are pretty dialed in right now and pretty much everyone seems to know their role and are excelling at it. Fun to see.
 
kabenac said:
It is a legendary Utah Jazz story involving Ronnie Brewer. I'll copy and paste a story a JF poster made covering it:

Jazzfanz is dead, long live Jazzfanz

As Jazzfanz rises from the ashes like a slightly retarded Phoenix, I would like to offer a few words on behalf of the Old Jazzfanz. As one of the charter members of the Old Jazzfanz—technically, I was bit late, but I doubt Doc Cherno wants to write this post—I lived, typed, and quit through...
jazzfanz.com jazzfanz.com

"The Pillow Fort

At its heart, the Pillow Fort Incident of 2006 is probably not the stuff of Great Moments in Jazzfanz. According to news reports, on October 23 of that year, four players for the Jazz—Deron Williams, Dee Brown, Paul Milsap, and Ronnie Brewer—invited a stripper up to their hotel room for…well…something other than sparkling conversation, I’ll guess. Forty-five minutes later, she appeared on the ground floor, crying and claiming she was raped. Again, this is not the kind of stuff you’d want to use for a standup routine.

Long story short, her story was crap, all charges were dropped, and the players were consistent in their description of events. Those descriptions, however, were amazing.

Deron Williams did the noble thing and left the room when he saw that she was upset and crying. Dee Brown—and I love this—had gone to his own room after eight beers at the bar to play video games. [note: the unexplained part of this, for me, is that he was playing video games in his hotel room. Did he pack his own XBOX? Portable system? Or are we talking those crappy 1980s hotel video games where you pay five bucks for half an hour of Super Mario Brothers 2 on a controller that looks like a twisted fetal NES pad?] Milsap also left the room. Which left Ronnie Brewer alone in a room with a naked, drunk stripper. And he responded the only way he could.

And I quote: “Brewer said the woman got naked and flopped on his bed. He built a divider with blankets and pillows, telling her she could sleep on the bed or the floor if she wanted to stay.”

Perhaps the saddest part of Old Jazzfanz’s death is that the thread on this subject is now lost to the ages."
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Sad that I missed out on the pg argument. Too bad those two idiots blinded them to the most talented pg of the three on the team. In Mo will
 
kabenac said:
It is a legendary Utah Jazz story involving Ronnie Brewer. I'll copy and paste a story a JF poster made covering it:

Jazzfanz is dead, long live Jazzfanz

As Jazzfanz rises from the ashes like a slightly retarded Phoenix, I would like to offer a few words on behalf of the Old Jazzfanz. As one of the charter members of the Old Jazzfanz—technically, I was bit late, but I doubt Doc Cherno wants to write this post—I lived, typed, and quit through...
jazzfanz.com jazzfanz.com

"The Pillow Fort

At its heart, the Pillow Fort Incident of 2006 is probably not the stuff of Great Moments in Jazzfanz. According to news reports, on October 23 of that year, four players for the Jazz—Deron Williams, Dee Brown, Paul Milsap, and Ronnie Brewer—invited a stripper up to their hotel room for…well…something other than sparkling conversation, I’ll guess. Forty-five minutes later, she appeared on the ground floor, crying and claiming she was raped. Again, this is not the kind of stuff you’d want to use for a standup routine.

Long story short, her story was crap, all charges were dropped, and the players were consistent in their description of events. Those descriptions, however, were amazing.

Deron Williams did the noble thing and left the room when he saw that she was upset and crying. Dee Brown—and I love this—had gone to his own room after eight beers at the bar to play video games. [note: the unexplained part of this, for me, is that he was playing video games in his hotel room. Did he pack his own XBOX? Portable system? Or are we talking those crappy 1980s hotel video games where you pay five bucks for half an hour of Super Mario Brothers 2 on a controller that looks like a twisted fetal NES pad?] Milsap also left the room. Which left Ronnie Brewer alone in a room with a naked, drunk stripper. And he responded the only way he could.

And I quote: “Brewer said the woman got naked and flopped on his bed. He built a divider with blankets and pillows, telling her she could sleep on the bed or the floor if she wanted to stay.”

Perhaps the saddest part of Old Jazzfanz’s death is that the thread on this subject is now lost to the ages."
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Biggest thing I got out of the pillow fort story is 1. Brown has no Soul. 2. Brewer needed new friends. 3. Pillow forts are actually useful. Who knew.
 
Gonna be over quick i think. Donovan sure looks good. Again. He is playing at his peak since the concussion.
 
That step back post up shot by Bogey is pretty effective. I think they should go to that more.
 
fishonjazz said:
Gonna be over quick i think. Donovan sure looks good. Again. He is playing at his peak since the concussion.
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Maybe he needs a concussion every year!
 
Gay is so cold. Wish paschall was out there instead
 
Donovan just killing it
 
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