House needs to start

[whatthe]

Royce's long ball is good. Clutch play is overrated. Only 5 players in the league are good in the clutch. Rest him, he needs it.

 

[infection]

Royce's long ball is good. Clutch play is overrated. Only 5 players in the league are good in the clutch. Rest him, he needs it.

Overrated but unfortunate that if we had more clutch play, or even average clutch play, we’d be in the 1 or 2 seed.

 

[416Klawzz]

Never Royce is one of Quins guys and that will never change. Quin gets a hard on from Royce being scared to shoot and he rewards that with even more minutes

 

[NUMBERICA]

House will steal yo ball, yo girl, and yo bike.

what is this meme

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

what is this meme

Not a meme… beastie boys line. “I’ll steal yo honey like I stole yo bike”

 

[NUMBERICA]

Not a meme… beastie boys line. “I’ll steal yo honey like I stole yo bike”

It's just making the rounds here now for no particular reason?

 

[Elizah Huge]

It's just making the rounds here now for no particular reason?

lolz the Jazz made marketing material for Royce to be on all-defensive team and the title for one of them was Mr Steal Yo Ball.

Sounds made up I know but it’s sadly true.

 

[infection]

what is this meme

lolz the Jazz made marketing material for Royce to be on all-defensive team and the title for one of them was Mr Steal Yo Ball.

Sounds made up I know but it’s sadly true.

What’s crazy is that within 24 hours, both Jazz PR and Quin came out with (different) arguments using MTJK math. One of the ones playing up Royce for defensive team is that he’s averaging a career high in steals. He’s 40th in the league.

 

[Agent#00]

Royce is on a slump. he looks terrible at closing time. silly turnovers and bad plays and missing shots. is he injured? anyway I feel house plays better alongside conley, rudy, jc in the 2nd unit. more run and gun more exciting

 

[infection]

Royce is on a slump. he looks terrible at closing time. silly turnovers and bad plays and missing shots. is he injured? anyway I feel house plays better alongside conley, rudy, jc in the 2nd unit. more run and gun more exciting

Closing time. He doesn’t have to go home but he can’t start here.

 

[LogGrad98]

House averages 0.9 blocks per 36 minutes so he’s Mr. Block Yo Ball. Also 0.9 rounds up to 1 and with inflation that’s like 2 blocks within a couple years. Rudy Gobert only averages 2.1 blocks per game and that really rounds down to 2 per game so that’s pretty impressive that he gets as many blocks as Gobert.

You've been hanging out with @MeloTheJazzKiller too much.

 

[infection]

You've been hanging out with @MeloTheJazzKiller too much.

I’m using the math that Jazz PR and Quin have been using, which they got from MTJK.