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That date went well, right? RIGHT? WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!!! WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.....

Duck Rodgers

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Thought this was kind of funny/pathetic:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011...l_n_1135279.html?ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

I assume that you no longer want to go out with me. (If you do want to go out with me, then you should let me know.) I suggest that you make a sincere apology to me for giving me mixed signals. I feel led on by you.

Things that happened during our date include, but are not limited to, the following:

-You played with your hair a lot. A woman playing with her hair is a common sign of flirtation. You can even do a google search on it. When a woman plays with her hair, she is preening. I've never had a date where a woman played with her hair as much as you did. In addition, it didn't look like you were playing with your hair out of nervousness.

-We had lots of eye contact during our date. On a per-minute basis, I've never had as much eye contact during a date as I did with you.

-You said, "It was nice to meet you." at the end of our date. A woman could say this statement as a way to show that she isn't interested in seeing a man again or she could mean what she said--that it was nice to meet you. The statement, by itself, is inconclusive.

-We had a nice conversation over dinner. I don't think I'm being delusional in saying this statement.

In my opinion, leading someone on (i.e., giving mixed signals) is impolite and immature. It's bad to do that.
 
-You played with your hair a lot. A woman playing with her hair is a common sign of flirtation. You can even do a google search on it. When a woman plays with her hair, she is preening. I've never had a date where a woman played with her hair as much as you did. In addition, it didn't look like you were playing with your hair out of nervousness.

Girl-I was gawd awful bored. Since texting or playing on my phone would be considered rude I played with my hair. Stabbing myself in the heart with a rusty spoon was not an option. I couldn't find a rusty spoon. They only have plastic sporks at KFC.

-We had lots of eye contact during our date. On a per-minute basis, I've never had as much eye contact during a date as I did with you.

Girl-For future reference, intense eye contact without smiling is not a good thing. I now realize that apathy and boredom are hard to convey through eye contact. Please see my first response regarding hair twirling.

-You said, "It was nice to meet you." at the end of our date. A woman could say this statement as a way to show that she isn't interested in seeing a man again or she could mean what she said--that it was nice to meet you. The statement, by itself, is inconclusive.

Girl-Again, what I really wanted to say would be considered rude. "Thank God the date is over. Please never contact me again."

-We had a nice conversation over dinner. I don't think I'm being delusional in saying this statement.

Girl-A prolonged conversation regarding the political aspirations of Samwise Gamghee from Lord of the Rings does not fall into the realm of "nice conversation". The salad greens stuck in your teeth did not help matters. Oh, and yes. You are delusional.

In my opinion, leading someone on (i.e., giving mixed signals) is impolite and immature. It's bad to do that.

Girl-Fair enough. If I ever run into you again I'll be sure to tell you to F off and kick you in the groin so there is no mistaking my intentions.

Take care,

Sally
 
Well, that's that.

TULT

TSPT

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Well if their awesome date didn't win her over this email certainly will...
 

Duck, I can sense that this has some kind of relevance to you, somewhere. . . . . well, you are, after all, a guy.

And smart enough in a guy sort of way.

But the universe just looks different in the female brain. This is not the first guy who ever just didn't get it at all. . . . . or the last. It is the eternal nature of things.

Don't patronize women, just count your blessings when one, or all, doesn't need you. It only gets worse when one does need you.

cheers.
 
And smart enough in a guy sort of way.

But the universe just looks different in the female brain. This is not the first guy who ever just didn't get it at all. . . . . or the last. It is the eternal nature of things.

Don't patronize women, just count your blessings when one, or all, doesn't need you...

And please don't refer to guys who lack balls by any term that signifies a member of the female gender. They're just guys who lack balls. If you've gotta call 'em something, call 'em EUNUCHS. And certainly don't call them by the name Nancy, unless, by some fluke of poor parental judgement, they actually are named Nancy.


ok, end of RAC, part 1
 
And please don't refer to guys who lack balls by any term that signifies a member of the female gender. They're just guys who lack balls. If you've gotta call 'em something, call 'em EUNUCHS. And certainly don't call them by the name Nancy, unless, by some fluke of poor parental judgement, they actually are named Nancy.


ok, end of RAC, part 1

I think Nancy fits them well. If you object to using a female gender name then pansy is a good option.
 
Some people, both men and women, can't be "the bad guy". So they say and do all the right things and then throw you under the bus as soon as your back is turned. It's just the way it is.

In the long run, this chick probably did this guy a favor. In the meantime he should grow up a little bit.
 
I personally like the name Pat, from the old SNL skits. That way nobodies toes are getting stepped on.

Or is it everyone's toes are getting stepped on.









Whoa, that's deep. I just scared myself.
 
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