Hello 2004. Will you be any different under Ainge? I'm older now...wiser now...New uniforms are still unbelievably bad, right? And now we're tanking to get Victor Wembeyamba, cool. So this ain't your uncle's Jazz no more.
But, we're not losing our religion, we're being remade in His image
Imagine you did some DMT just now, and then imagine you had to attend an online training and were working from home for 3 days. You'd feel inspired to pray on it all, right? With the help of AI and MS Paint, I think I created two things.
New Jazz logo? Yes
New Religion?? TBA
It is clear we are moving away from the name "Jazz." With the new colors and absolutely uninspired uniforms, it is obvious this team is being repackaged. No one is seriously talking about the franchise leaving SLC, but the name is no longer untouchable.
So I went to work to reimagine this team as the essence of Utah's character. Around here we say crick! My grandma lives in Spanish (Fark). There is another Dust Bowl coming, and this one has arsenic winds, too! Can't buy a house for less than $700k. Seeing more youngsters with tattoos, more bars downtown.
So go with the flow. Feel it. Let it warsh over you. Sing from the mow'un tops!
YELLOW
BLACK
UTAH BEES (gtfoh baseball, give us the A's plz)
It's important to accept changes in life and commit yourself to new adaptive behaviors. All are welcome to worship in the Beehive.
I suppose this shrine isn't really complete. I haven't lived in Utah for more than a decade, so I bet there are things we should put up there. Like floating? And um dirty Cokes? This is an open source spiritual movement. All are welcome.
