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How do you show your fanhood?

Mr. McGibblets said:
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The Jazz condom is weak, falls apart early, and doesn't prevent swimmers from getting to the hole.
 
How are those kids walking 9 miles to a Jazz game in better support than me sitting at home watching the game yelling at my tv and yelling and cussing, with my wife telling me to relax it's just a game.
 
I correct spelling and grammar on fan sites.
I also chew out the players when they miss a defensive assignment.
It's been tough because while I am laying in to one of them, I have to stop and start ripping into someone else.
It is a tireless job, but somebody's got to do it.
 
I showed my fanhood to one of my lady friends and now the police require me to register with them. I'm also one of the first to be questioned whenever something happens in the neighborhood. On a positive note, it's nice to be the center of attention.
 
Thee jazz fan said:
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He's implying that he showed them his ***** or ******. I would guess ***** because I think he's a guy. The reason that they question him first is because he is now a registered sex offender. Registered sex offenders are often the first suspects when "something happens" in an area - especially if the "something" is sexual in nature.

GlassEater then transitions to using sarcasm to mention the fact that he enjoys the attention, but deep down he feels deep shame and regret at the stigma that is now attached to him.

If you have any other questions then let me know...I'm happy to help :)
 
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