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Game Thread Mar 29, 2023 06:00PM MT: Jazz at Spurs

Added to Calendar: 03-29-23

So I hear Lauri is out with an acute case of "I'm-just-about-done-with-this-****ing-bull***"?

They're being extra cautious with him, they don't want him to aggravate it. Could turn into something more serious, known in medical terms as "If-you-think-I'm-signing-that-extension-you're-****ing-dreaming".
 
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Tremendous Upside said:
So I hear Lauri is out with an acute case of "I'm-just-about-done-with-this-****ing-bull***"?

They're being extra cautious with him, they don't want him to aggravate it. Could turn into something more serious, known in medical terms as "If-you-think-I'm-signing-that-extension-you're-****ing-dreaming".
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If he leaves he leaves
 
UPDATED Jazz Injury Report (as of 3/29), with unofficial notes from team staffers:

*OUT - Lauri Markkanen (It's for the best, trust me bro)
*AVAILABLE - Simone Fontecchio (Steve came up with the hilarious turf toe idea, at least we got one game out of it)
*AVAILABLE - Micah Potter (I swear I keep forgetting this dude plays for us. Anyway, he's available. In fact he's never been this available in his entire life.)
OUT - Jordan Clarkson (You didn't notice we said "right hand fourth finger sprain" last week instead of left hand, did you? Just for the lolz)
OUT - Rudy Gay (He's a vet so we let him choose the manner of his demise, like when the dude thought about the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in "Ghostbusters". Rudy came up with the low back thing because he has no imagination)
OUT - Collin Sexton (Left Hamstring Strain? LOLOL. He could run a marathon right now. The only reason Sexton hasn't gone to the media is because Will promised him he's our starting PG next season. He lied)
 
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So interested to see Luka in action! Lots of people out for this one so need then to have that dog tonight... and keep us in the race until we get Lauri back again. And Collin... And JC.
 
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HermanG said:
You are the worst of the NBA2K min-max armchair managers with zero sense on how human relations should be managed so I'm not really surprised about that answer.
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If I were Lauri I wouldn’t care, my mentality would be to just do it next year, and no idea what that reference means.
 
I kind of wish one more guy was sitting, either KO or Fontecchio...then I would feel better about our chances of losing.
 
Potter played for the Stars last night in SLC so I'm assuming he's flying commercial to San Antone like the peasants.
 
I wonder what the starting lineup will be? Maybe something like THT/Dunn/Ochai/Fontecchio/Kessler?
 
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