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With 8 days left, SPEAKING THE #1 PICK INTO EXISTENCE!!! No churro talk allowed

Thee Idiotic Minivan K said:
Markkanen is here because of trader Danny. Markkanen had success because the euro tournament gave him confidence and Coach Hardy gave him the freedom to exercise that confidence.

The jazz have been to the playoffs so often because of Stockton and Malone and their longevity.

The churro was supposed to get us playoff success, and championships. Do we have any playoff success or championships?



































No!!
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Wrong. Danny is here because of the churro. Lauri exceeded Dannys expectations due to the churro. The churro is the reason stockton and malone were so good and durable.
All this time you only saw one set of footprints it was because the churro was carrying the jazz.
 
fishonjazz said:
Wrong. Danny is here because of the churro. Lauri exceeded Dannys expectations due to the churro. The churro is the reason stockton and malone were so good and durable.
All this time you only saw one set of footprints it was because the churro was carrying the jazz.
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No extra footprints come playoffs, must be a durable issue.
 
fishonjazz said:
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Thee Idiotic Minivan K said:
Markkanen is here because of trader Danny. Markkanen had success because the euro tournament gave him confidence and Coach Hardy gave him the freedom to exercise that confidence.

The jazz have been to the playoffs so often because of Stockton and Malone and their longevity.

The churro was supposed to get us playoff success, and championships. Do we have any playoff success or championships?



































No!!
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The churro only works by the faith of the believers… so we had enough believers to get to the second round. It’s simple the doubters need to look to the churro and live. Trust the churro.
 
Handlogten's Heros said:
The churro only works by the faith of the believers… so we had enough believers to get to the second round. It’s simple the doubters need to look to the churro and live. Trust the churro.
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So what you’re saying is that I’m such a powerhouse I destroy the churro, maybe he should find a new line of work. Or maybe he should worship me!! Churro is an idiot!!
 
Thee Idiotic Minivan K said:
Could only manage two, couldn’t get the job done I see.
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Incorrect. sorry you missed the fact that the jazz played in the finals twice (winning more than 2 games). Also, the churro says your welcome for those finals wins. ;)
 
I had hope things would turn out, then I come here and see all of the churro talk and realize that we will be picking 12th. Sigh. . .
 
I’d like to thank Thee for starting the official churro lottery thread. Good reminder for the board to get back on track.

We thank Thee o god for a churro, to guide us in this lottery. We thank Thee for reminding us of the churro, to moisten our mouths with its taste.
 
framer said:
I had hope things would turn out, then I come here and see all of the churro talk and realize that we will be picking 12th. Sigh. . .
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Only if that is what the churro wants for us… if that happens then there will be 11 busts and whoever we pick in the top twelve and when we look back there will only be one set of cinnamon sugar footsteps.
 
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