Game Thread Dec 21, 2023 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Pistons

[homeytennis]

Has Covid or one of it"s variants been going through the team? It seems like we have had quite a few players miss multiple games recently with ïllness."

 

[str8line]

Fonzie goes for 30 tonight.

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[Tremendous Upside]

Lol you know they’re not.

Indeed.

Clarkson is probably sitting until he gets traded and Lauri's "injury maintenance" is a joke at this point.

 

[HermanG]

Lol you know they’re not.

Yeah it looks too rigged. No game rime decissions even.

What is the endgame though? Just a firesale, or a deeper tank for Flagg et al?

Casual fanbase gonna be pissed and laughed at if we lose while holding out guys... Likely close to checking out as well.

 

[underdog]

Do one of our two way guards get called up? Sensabaugh and Juzang had big games last night.

Yeah, please get Brice in. Come on now.

 

[underdog]

I also imagine DA fired the head trainer and is now putting on a moustache and claiming to be the team doctor. Like a Cliff Paul type schtick. Gonna be a lot of soreness, strains, contusions, maintenance on that injury report going forward.

lol I had the same thought this morning - that the FO is asking the team trainers and doctors say to the players, "look, we have to be real careful about this soreness/strain etc, so you need to rest now for a while"

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

lol I had the same thought this morning - that the FO is asking the team trainers and doctors say to the players, "look, we have to be real careful about this soreness/strain etc, so you need to rest now for a while"

Look... Danny puts a moustache on and becomes Dr. David Ainge and makes the assessments himself.

DA: Is your foot sore?

Player: Nah feels good

DA: (drops a hammer on the players foot) How about now? Get it right the first time and we don't have to make it right okay!!!

 

[Elizah Huge]

Look... Danny puts a moustache on and becomes Dr. David Ainge and makes the assessments himself.

DA: Is your foot sore?

Player: Nah feels good

DA: (drops a hammer on the players foot) How about now? Get it right the first time and we don't have to make it right okay!!!

I don’t know why I laughed but I did.

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

Looking at the minutes our starters played last night, seems like we’re in a really good position to lose to the worst team in the league tonight! (Don’t guess se can catch em in the race for Sarr though.)

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Looking at the minutes our starters played last night, seems like we’re in a really good position to lose to the worst team in the league tonight! (Don’t guess se can catch em in the race for Sarr though.)

We end up finishing between 6-8 in the tank race this year... no one is catching Detroit, SA, Washington.

 

[underdog]

Look... Danny puts a moustache on and becomes Dr. David Ainge and makes the assessments himself.

DA: Is your foot sore?

Player: Nah feels good

DA: (drops a hammer on the players foot) How about now? Get it right the first time and we don't have to make it right okay!!!

Hah I'm with you here - Danny has decided to get us as good a pick as we can this year. He knows we can't expect to win too many games with his current crew. He's gonna shed Clarkson, THT, and probably Sexton and OK as well as soon as he can and then play all the rookies the rest of the season. The question mark is Lauri. I personally think Danny keeps him.

 

[str8line]

Yeah, please get Brice in. Come on now.

Perfect game to do it with THT and Keyonte out, but we'll probably see 40 minutes from Dunn.