I did what many told me not to and I would like your wisdom, guys

[Scat]

Always keep your mouth closed when changing diapers; little boys have quite the fire hose and they're not afraid to use it.

That's why God invented the Pee-pee Teepee.

Beba Bean Pee-pee Teepee - Wild West
For the sprinkling wee-wee. A must-have diapering accessory for newborn boys; excellent baby shower gift with guaranteed giggles!

Each package contains 5 teepees.

Terry lined cotton flannel for absorbency.
Cone shaped to fit between thighs of baby.
Washable and re-usable.

 

[Archie Moses]

Peepeeteepeecaca!

 

[TroutBum]

Peepeeteepeecaca!

Dammit.

 

[Scat]

Peepeeteepeecaca!

Just peepeeteepee, no caca. It does nothing for caca.

Speaking of caca...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjIskTJ1PgA&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL9mX4Hbc2Q&feature=related

 

[default]

Anyone know if they make baby Jazz jerseys?

Btw, my baby is taller/longer than 95% of other babies. Dude is gonna be a baller/a.

Yes they do through Fanzz. The infant size has a snap in the crotch like a onesie. https://www.fanzz.com/UTAH_JAZZ_YOUTH_KIDS__shop/nba_jazz_youth.html

 

[WhiteMamba]

Delete all the porn off your computer.

 

[Deleted member 848]

Anyone know if they make baby Jazz jerseys?

Btw, my baby is taller/longer than 95% of other babies. Dude is gonna be a baller/a.

Im pulling for ya, that'd be awesome if your kid became a basketball player


FWIW, my father is 5'9", my mom is 5'7.5". I am 6'4" and change, and Im still growing a bit even at the age of 18.

So if you're 6'5", your wife is 5'10......good things could happen.

/fingerscrossed

 

[Archie Moses]

I so love this little guy.

Baby Merik.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Cute kid. Very cute. I'm jealous.

 

[LogGrad98]

Did the hospital figure out you stole him yet?




In all seriousness every prospective or new parent should watch Bill Cosby, Himself and Juno. Cosby teaches you how to handle a lot of the aggravating things that come with kids with humor and aplomb. Juno shows you how a brilliant parent should react when things don't turn out perfect for our perfect little angels that we all just know are perfect.

 

[Scat]

Merik? You named the poor little ******* Merik?? Why do parents pick such lame names nowadays?

You should have run a poll here on Jazzfanz. I'm sure we could have all come up with something better. Even "I like cheese" would have been better.

Cute kid by the way.

 

[Archie Moses]

Merik? You named the poor little ******* Merik?? Why do parents pick such lame names nowadays?

You should have run a poll here on Jazzfanz. I'm sure we could have all come up with something better. Even "I like cheese" would have been better.

Cute kid by the way.

You son of a bitch. He's named after my late brother. hehepeepeecaca