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2025 Utah Jazz All-Time Bad Draft

Mel Turpin Dinner Bell Mel The Mealman Burpin’ Turpin. 5.9 ppg. Story I read on line: When traded to the Jazz his weight was listed at 290, and when he reported to the Jazz they weighed him and the scales read 325. “What happened?” The Jazz asked. “I like Airplane food” was Mel’s reply.

The Mailman delivers, and the Mealman orders delivery.
 
Man, that's some fun exercise. A shame I wasn't checking the board before. Amazed the one I'd go for my 1st pick wasn't picked yet (tho I definitely would have some strong recency bias)
 
I think its me.

Also think I need to get a center. Looks like most of the ones I had my eye on are off the board, so I'll take Greg Foster, who I don't remember hating, but I do remember feeling fairly stressed every time he was in.
Greg Foster is forever a Jazz great for his finger across the throat gesture after hitting a big 3 against the Lakers.
 
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