Reverse Pet Peeves

[LogGrad98]

There's hope for @Douchebag K!!!

New gonorrhoea treatment hailed as breakthrough in fight against drug resistance

Researchers say gepotidacin could be delivered via a pill and help combat strains resistant to standard treatment

www.theguardian.com

You can be cured mate!!!!

I don't know, at this point he's more gonorrhea than man.

 

[Rubashov]

I don't know, at this point he's more gonorrhea than man.

This is true, its almost like he has become one with the gonorrhea. Pure gonorrhea in a sense.

 

[FalseFlagg K]

This is true, its almost like he has become one with the gonorrhea. Pure gonorrhea in a sense.

i'm the best blend of gonorrhea and syphilis you can possibly imagine

 

[LogGrad98]

i'm the best blend of gonorrhea and syphilis you can possibly imagine

You and Marjorie Taylor-Green

 

[FalseFlagg K]

You and Marjorie Taylor-Green

ewwwwww

 

[Miggs]

I have a neighbor who snow blows the entire neighborhood, every driveway that's empty, and both sides of the sidewalk to the school. Sometimes plenty of the neighboring cul-de-sac too. The guy is so diligent that it's enabling lazy asses like me to not shovel. I almost want to buy him a 4 wheeler fitted with a snow plow.

Hope you and your neighbors all buy him beer or something.

 

[Sardines]

Hope you and your neighbors all buy him beer or something.

Don't get him hooked on beer, he's already addicted to blow.

 

[Rubashov]

Great start to the ****ing day, I've been kicking arse and chewing gum, and I'm all out of gum!!

 

[LogGrad98]

Hanging out with the family at lagoon today. Great weather. Spent some time floating around in the lazy river/giant toroid toilet. Sitting here enjoying the scenery now. Pretty good scenery around, if you like repressed white girls, I guess. It is Utah after all.

 

[Sardines]

 

[Sardines]

Might not be the best place for this stuff but either way I promise I'm done for the night

 

[Sardines]

I have Logitech G733 headphones for my PC. That's not really important. The reverse pet peeve is that as they are charging or just on you can short press the power button and it tells you what the current charge level is. It's a female voice, I like to think she has red hair and has maybe smoked the occasional cigarette, just to get the vibe of the voice going for you. Well her announcement of the charge level is pretty flat. Just the facts. That is, until you are "Fully Charged," When she says "Battery is FULLY CHARGED" she gets all sassy and says it like she's a little turned on right now.

She proud of her full charge, that's what I know.

 

[Rubashov]

I have Logitech G733 headphones for my PC. That's not really important. The reverse pet peeve is that as they are charging or just on you can short press the power button and it tells you what the current charge level is. It's a female voice, I like to think she has red hair and has maybe smoked the occasional cigarette, just to get the vibe of the voice going for you. Well her announcement of the charge level is pretty flat. Just the facts. That is, until you are "Fully Charged," When she says "Battery is FULLY CHARGED" she gets all sassy and says it like she's a little turned on right now.

She proud of her full charge, that's what I know.

Imagined her reading that post and its still creepy.