Reverse Pet Peeves

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by colton, Aug 3, 2017.

  1. colton

    colton All Around Nice Guy Staff Member

    11,370
    1,528
    233
    May 25, 2010

  2. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Well-Known Member Contributor

    9,609
    2,014
    263
    May 26, 2010
    I like when someone messes up driving (we all do) and gives me a sorry waive. It makes it all better for me. Well, assuming it wasn't a wreck.
     
  3. ♪alt13

    ♪alt13 Well-Known Member

    11,471
    979
    198
    Jul 5, 2013
    I love it when my farts come out silent.

    "Mmmm what is that? That smells yummy. Can you smell that?"
     
  4. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Well-Known Member Contributor

    9,609
    2,014
    263
    May 26, 2010
    Hmm, I prefer when my fart is very loud and long. It makes me laugh every time. Especially when it is long enough that my wife looks over and shakes her head.
     
  5. colton

    colton All Around Nice Guy Staff Member

    11,370
    1,528
    233
    May 25, 2010
    I like it when people give "thank you" waves when driving, like, if I let someone merge ahead of me.
     
  6. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

    19,273
    2,359
    263
    Jul 7, 2010
    The best thing is to walk up to a group of people and drop a nice ripe one then ask "do you smell popcorn?"
     
  7. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

    19,273
    2,359
    263
    Jul 7, 2010
    Speaking of farts, I enjoy leaving the wife a time bomb under the covers. I usually try to get in bed before her just for this purpose.
     
  8. Bulletproof

    Bulletproof All-Jazzfanz First Team! Contributor 2018 Award Winner

    4,174
    2,438
    243
    Feb 17, 2017
  9. Stoked

    Stoked Well-Known Member Contributor 2018 Award Winner

    36,089
    3,061
    263
    Dec 13, 2011
    I love it when I see a child standing up for another who is being bullied. I go out of my way to give them kudos.

    I am also a fan of people picking up trash that isn't theirs and throwing it in a trash can/recycle bin.
     
  10. Harambe

    Harambe Well-Known Member Contributor

    5,772
    559
    198
    May 26, 2010
    Take your..

    *sunglasses*

    stinking

    laughes maniacally

    upvote, and thoroughly enjoy your afternoon.
     
  11. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

    4,386
    1,558
    168
    Dec 24, 2016
    The veritable feast of flirty eye candy at work.
     
  12. JazzGal

    JazzGal Well-Known Member Contributor

    2,381
    677
    168
    May 26, 2010
    I love it when random strangers respond to my odd attempts at conversation in elevators and the like. Some of my favorite conversations occur in those tiny bits of connection.
     
  13. franklin

    franklin Well-Known Member

    17,577
    2,000
    228
    Jul 20, 2010
    I have a neighbor who snow blows the entire neighborhood, every driveway that's empty, and both sides of the sidewalk to the school. Sometimes plenty of the neighboring cul-de-sac too. The guy is so diligent that it's enabling lazy asses like me to not shovel. I almost want to buy him a 4 wheeler fitted with a snow plow.
     
  14. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

    4,386
    1,558
    168
    Dec 24, 2016
    What if their opening line is "Do you smell popcorn?"
     
  15. Rubashov

    Rubashov Well-Known Member

    4,386
    1,558
    168
    Dec 24, 2016
    I love dropping one in a lift before i get out, knowing full well that somebody is walking into the ride from hell.
     
  16. Harambe

    Harambe Well-Known Member Contributor

    5,772
    559
    198
    May 26, 2010
    So, I'm that guy that comes in bright and happy in the morning with a great big "GOOD MORNING" at 0700.

    I think that counts as the same thing.
     
  17. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

    15,067
    1,797
    213
    Jul 14, 2015
    You ever trap her under the covers and then do it? The Dutch Oven is always a winner.
     
  18. Cappy_Smurf

    Cappy_Smurf Well-Known Member

    4,242
    280
    118
    Apr 28, 2015
    I like it when a bullfighter gets gored. I always root for the bull to kick the crap out of those guys.
     
  19. bigb

    bigb Free at last!!! Contributor

    8,529
    792
    203
    May 26, 2010
    I prefer the covered wagon.
     
  20. LogGrad98

    LogGrad98 Well-Known Member Contributor

    19,273
    2,359
    263
    Jul 7, 2010
    Is that anything like a cleveland steamer?





    Ok now we are getting weird.
     

Share This Page