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Reverse Pet Peeves




I like when someone messes up driving (we all do) and gives me a sorry waive. It makes it all better for me. Well, assuming it wasn't a wreck.
 
I love it when my farts come out silent.

"Mmmm what is that? That smells yummy. Can you smell that?"
 
I love it when my farts come out silent.

"Mmmm what is that? That smells yummy. Can you smell that?"

Hmm, I prefer when my fart is very loud and long. It makes me laugh every time. Especially when it is long enough that my wife looks over and shakes her head.
 
I like when someone messes up driving (we all do) and gives me a sorry waive. It makes it all better for me. Well, assuming it wasn't a wreck.

I like it when people give "thank you" waves when driving, like, if I let someone merge ahead of me.
 
I love it when my farts come out silent.

"Mmmm what is that? That smells yummy. Can you smell that?"

The best thing is to walk up to a group of people and drop a nice ripe one then ask "do you smell popcorn?"
 
Speaking of farts, I enjoy leaving the wife a time bomb under the covers. I usually try to get in bed before her just for this purpose.
 
I love it when I see a child standing up for another who is being bullied. I go out of my way to give them kudos.

I am also a fan of people picking up trash that isn't theirs and throwing it in a trash can/recycle bin.
 
I love it when random strangers respond to my odd attempts at conversation in elevators and the like. Some of my favorite conversations occur in those tiny bits of connection.
 


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