If Jesus walked the world today........
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Gyp Rosetti
Banned
<shrugs>
He wouldn't have to. He would automatically have an infinite rep power, and one rep from him would be all it takes.
A neg rep from him would be the most devastating thing imaginable that could happen, and I'm sure a permanent ban would be automatic even if the software changed.
Just sayin'.
PearlWatson
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Holy cow, you're up to 16 now?? Looks like I'll have to tweak the rep settings again soon.
Actually, someone (Jason?) recently was recommending that we decrease rep powers across the board. We'll have to discuss that in the moderator forum.
P.S. Love the pic, millsapa!
freakazoid
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Jesus can walk on water, but Enes Kanter can swim through land.
holy cow, you're up to 16 now?? Looks like i'll have to tweak the rep settings again soon.
actually, someone (jason?) recently was recommending that we decrease rep powers across the board. We'll have to discuss that in the moderator forum.
P.s. Love the pic, millsapa!
sweet!! Back to 1!
Holy cow, you're up to 16 now?? Looks like I'll have to tweak the rep settings again soon.
Actually, someone (Jason?) recently was recommending that we decrease rep powers across the board. We'll have to discuss that in the moderator forum.
P.S. Love the pic, millsapa!
You son of a bitch.
Also, I'm pretty sure Jesus Christ would know (or soon find out) who banned his original account, and would seek swift, painful retribution; and reward those who rallied to His cause. Not naming names, but it was Colton who banned and Trout who supported.
Just sayin'.
Stifle Tower
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Well, since HE was banned from this board, there would likely be swift retribution.
Also, if HE walked the world today, he'd have Bavetta drawn and quartered and go back and award the Jazz the championship that was stolen from them.
Oh yeah, HE would also stop the silly practice of players thanking HIM for blessing them to smash an opposing player, give another boxer a concussion, etc.
Also, if HE walked the world today, he'd have Bavetta drawn and quartered and go back and award the Jazz the championship that was stolen from them.
Oh yeah, HE would also stop the silly practice of players thanking HIM for blessing them to smash an opposing player, give another boxer a concussion, etc.
The Black Swordsman
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He would be saying the same thing that he said in the Bible, that people should follow Muhammad (PBUH).
King of solomon 5: 16 in hebrew
"His mouth is so sweet, yea Muhammad. This is my beloved and this is my friend o daughters of Jerusalem."
He is mentioned by NAME here. Ask our little Jewish friend here to give the exact verse in Hebrew if you don't believe me. He is mentioned by name in the BIBLE!
"I will raise up for them a prophet like you from among their brethren; and I will put my words in his mouth, and he shall speak to them all that I command him". Deuteronomy 18.18
Which prophet after Jesus (PBUH) has spoke same as Jesus and has held him as well as a prophet? No one but Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) Even if you don't think it isn't Muhammad, tell me who this person is then??
King of solomon 5: 16 in hebrew
"His mouth is so sweet, yea Muhammad. This is my beloved and this is my friend o daughters of Jerusalem."
He is mentioned by NAME here. Ask our little Jewish friend here to give the exact verse in Hebrew if you don't believe me. He is mentioned by name in the BIBLE!
"I will raise up for them a prophet like you from among their brethren; and I will put my words in his mouth, and he shall speak to them all that I command him". Deuteronomy 18.18
Which prophet after Jesus (PBUH) has spoke same as Jesus and has held him as well as a prophet? No one but Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) Even if you don't think it isn't Muhammad, tell me who this person is then??
Judas, you're a tool. (PBUH)
A few points:
1) That book in the Bible is called "Song of Solomon" in English language Bible versions, not "King of Solomon".
2) The book is a love song, NOT any sort of book of prophecy. I've literally never heard anyone turn to that book for doctrinal or prophetic issues.
3) The verse in the traditional English translation (King James version) reads: "His mouth is most sweet: yea, he is altogether lovely. This is my beloved, and this is my friend, O daughters of Jerusalem." Does the word "Muhammad" mean "altogether lovely"? <Google> Oh, it seems to mean "Praiseworthy". Do you think that every time the word "praiseworthy" is used in the Bible, it refers to the prophet Muhammad? Or just this time?
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