What is your confidence level in a fight?

[aybars]

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[DutchJazzer]

https://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

umm i'm not new to the internet.
i've been on the internet since 1993.,
so yeah i've heard of that site, but still dont get it

 

[aybars]

umm i'm not new to the internet.
i've been on the internet since 1993.,
so yeah i've heard of that site, but still dont get it

nobody is perfect,dutch...just forget it..we still love you,,the way u are

 

[franklin]

I don't worry about strangers too much since I usually get too drunk to make it back safely and end up kicking my own ***. I woke up this morning with a ten inch cut on my forearm and a couch full of blood. I have no idea what happened but I'm guessing it had something to do with the bridge construction down the road.

 

[Deleted member 848]

I grew up spoon-fed, and in a pretty safe upbringing for the first 18 years of my life.


Seeing as Im one lanky-*** ****, I currently would have minimal confidence in myself in a brawl-type situation. Planning on starting a work-out regimen this May, though. Gonna start a thread after my last final (April 26th), asking y'all for tips for some mass-gaining. Maybe throw some before/after pics in there as well

 

[Duck Rodgers]

I grew up spoon-fed, and in a pretty safe upbringing for the first 18 years of my life.


Seeing as Im one lanky-*** ****, I currently would have minimal confidence in myself in a brawl-type situation. Planning on starting a work-out regimen this May, though. Gonna start a thread after my last final (April 26th), asking y'all for tips for some mass-gaining. Maybe throw some before/after pics in there as well

That reminds of my most recent almost fight. I had a guy that was signing people up for Gold Gym memberships right when you walk into the mall come up and bump me pretty hard. He was a pretty big guy, you could tell he used his employer to his advantage, so I just gave him a dirty look because I wasn't looking his direction when we hit so I couldn't tell if he did it on purpose other than the fact that it seemed a bit harder than when you usually run into someone. But then the guy ran forward past me as I was walking away toward the store I was going to and he did it again so I went under his chin with my palm and slammed his head back and held it back until he started screaming like a little girl.

I went with 8 though, because I would only fight anybody for about 30 seconds trying to use some shock fighting MA stuff, but after that, I wouldn't slug it out with anybody. Not worth it. If I didn't have them in some kind of death grip, I would just haul *** out of there. My grandpa was telling me some pretty cool stories about pre-overly gay 60's San Francisco recently when there was just a bunch of tough guys walking the streets there at night and he was telling me that he was getting people trying to fight him constantly when he would walk home from his job at the Wharf in the early morning hours and I got to thinking how I would hold up if that was my life, hence the topic.

 

[Stoked]

^^ Nice.

A little training and a cool head will win you more fights than you would think.

Edit: Best thing is to avoid a fight of course.

 

[Siro]

10. I am the strongest, bravest, and most talented fighter to ever live. I make DutchJazzer and and Bruce Lee seem as intimidating as that gay couple from Modern Family.

I love the internet.

 

[franklin]

I went with 8 though, because I would only fight anybody for about 30 seconds trying to use some shock fighting MA stuff, but after that, I wouldn't slug it out with anybody. Not worth it. If I didn't have them in some kind of death grip, I would just haul *** out of there. My grandpa was telling me some pretty cool stories about pre-overly gay 60's San Francisco recently when there was just a bunch of tough guys walking the streets there at night and he was telling me that he was getting people trying to fight him constantly when he would walk home from his job at the Wharf in the early morning hours and I got to thinking how I would hold up if that was my life, hence the topic.

In that case I would just run and hope they don't catch and shoot me, then collude with the pd in a stand your ground defense.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

6

I got into a fight once in Middle School. The kid threw a basketball at my head during a game and I punched him in the face and he started crying. That was the end.

Other than that I'm in pretty good shape, but I'm not the most coordinated/quick person. I've always imagined if I ever got into an actual fight, I would just tackle the person and throw a mind-blowing combination of cheap shots. Of course if the person was actually a skilled fighter I would probably get stomped, hence why I don't get in fights.

I could totally kick DutchJazzer's *** though.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

5. Though average size is about what, 5'9", 175, so if that's the case, then an 8 or 9.

 

[candrew]

I'm retired.

Last fight I got in the a-hole called the cops on me - even though he instigated the fight. I got questioned by the cops and if it wasn't for a friend of mine lying for me I defintely would have gotten charged with some type of assault or battery.

 

[honz]

11. What part of 6'3, 165 do you bitches not understand?

 

[Stoked]

11. What part of 6'3, 265 do you bitches not understand?

That might intimidate me a little

 

[DutchJazzer]

6

I got into a fight once in Middle School. The kid threw a basketball at my head during a game and I punched him in the face and he started crying. That was the end.

Other than that I'm in pretty good shape, but I'm not the most coordinated/quick person. I've always imagined if I ever got into an actual fight, I would just tackle the person and throw a mind-blowing combination of cheap shots. Of course if the person was actually a skilled fighter I would probably get stomped, hence why I don't get in fights.

I could totally kick DutchJazzer's *** though.

you could depending on the rules

 

[trigg3r]

you could depending on the rules

Rules..... Really?

 

[franklin]

11. What part of 6'3, 165 do you bitches not understand?

Vouch. I've met Honz and you don't want to mess with his rod.

 

[bigb]

I'm not real experienced with bare knuckle type brawls. But I am deceptively quick for a guy my size. I would think the trick is to just go on the offensive and never let up. I would say probably a 7.

 

[Deleted member 848]

11. What part of 6'3, 165 do you bitches not understand?

That's nothing. Try 6'4", and 160 pounds

 

[Stoked]

I'm not real experienced with bare knuckle type brawls. But I am deceptively quick for a guy my size. I would think the trick is to just go on the offensive and never let up. I would say probably a 7.

Don't use a closed fist except for a hammer strike. I prefer palm strikes, chops and finger gouges. That way your hands are not marked up with blood and bruises.