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Would you smoke if it were legal?

Would you smoke if it were legal?


  • Total voters
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  • Poll closed .

franklin

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I know people who would regularly and I know drunkarD who might on ocassion if it were legal. So, would you?

If you don't mind, those who aren't into the sort of thing need not vote. Response, cool, but if you're against it no matter what then adding a vote to the poll skews the poll.
 
My use would be unaffected. Which option should I choose?

Good call, GVC. I should have clarified both sides by saying people like you and Nate should be equivalent to the against it no matter what category, I think?
 
I have this cool red card which basically makes it legal. Though since I did regularly before I had the card I guess the point is moot.

A more interesting question (for me at least) would be if I would smoke it if the penalties were a lot more strict like if I lived in some eastern Asian craphole. Probably not.
 
Good call, GVC. I should have clarified both sides by saying people like you and Nate should be equivalent to the against it no matter what category, I think?
I think you might want to rethink the poll when you're sober.
 
I do appreciate that the poll isn't anonymous. Public outings are the best (we've already identified 2 subversives).
 
I have never smoked it but I would try it if it was legal and wouldn't get me kicked out of medical school.

Don't you have to smoke something to be considered a proper Muslim? If you went to the Middle East as your white boy self claiming Islam, and keeled over every time you tried to smoke, you would be laughed back to Phoenix.
 
Don't you have to smoke something to be considered a proper Muslim? If you went to the Middle East as your white boy self claiming Islam, and keeled over every time you tried to smoke, you would be laughed back to Phoenix.

Lol, what? No where in the Quran does it say anything remotely close to this.


Are you referring to the hookah? It originated in India/Pakistan, and Persia. Historically, none of these nations were muslim. Regardless, smoking is typically frowned upon in the Middle East, and typically by Islam altogether.
 
I know people who would regularly and I know drunkarD who might on ocassion if it were legal. So, would you?

If you don't mind, those who aren't into the sort of thing need not vote. Response, cool, but if you're against it no matter what then adding a vote to the poll skews the poll.

I was a very heavy smoker when I was six. I smoked every butt I could scavenge from the dust of the rodeo bleachers, occasionally finding a whole pack. I rinsed out beer cans or bottles for the last drop. I let grapes rot so I could get the zingy taste of "new wine".

I clearly remember the day all that changed. I had found a whole pack, and I was sitting on telephone poles lying on the ground behind the bleachers when a man walked by, took a good look at me, and declared my identity. Saying "You're MJ's son, aren't you?????" with a very knowing smirk on his face. I didn't know why I was so ashamed of that until many years later. I only knew my dad had left town and shacked up with some wicked woman, and left my mom to fend for herself with all his kids.

Years later, my older sister told me how she had seen my dad in his shiny blue Mercury cruisin The Strip with hookers hanging on his arm. And an older brother told me how Professor MJ had come out of the science building to smoke a while at the busiest sidewalk on campus in the 100% Mormon, Church-owned college with the cool indifference of a devil-may-care teenager. And how when presented with a chalice as an award for being the "Most Popular" Professor, he had set the awards assembly ablaze by just turning that mug over, and complaining "What??? No Beer???".

I would have gone the way of my Father except for that mirthful man who was mocking both me and my father by seeing my early resemblance to him.

Likewise, if society just hooted at it, instead of banning it, the whole drug culture would probably just fold.
 
I would not if it was legal. Not a needy loser.

I'm not sure the following people are the "needy loser" type:

Sir Richard Branson
Michael Phelps
Michael Bloomberg
President Obama
Ted Turner
Stephen King
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bill Clinton
Bill Murray
Kareem
Bill Gates
Chris Farley
Carlos Santana
Chris Rock
Conan O'Brian
Drew Barrymore
Eminem
John Lennon
Neil Diamond...

All current or past "potheads" There are many, many more.
 
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