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Are You Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse?

being people in the midwest rarely takes baths I doubt this will spread to epidemic levels.

I guess that only the liberal weenies on the coasts need to worry about the coming doom. Us flyover states will just laugh our asses off while your faces get eaten.
 
I guess that only the liberal weenies on the coasts need to worry about the coming doom. Us flyover states will just laugh our asses off while your faces get eaten.

Nope, us Coastal weenies will just get on boats. You inlanders will be doomed.
 
I guess that only the liberal weenies on the coasts need to worry about the coming doom. Us flyover states will just laugh our asses off while your faces get eaten.

actually our well funded police force should take care of the problem - now when we stuff all those bath salts in some landfill in one of them fly-over states and Cleotis and Goober get wind of the fact that they give you a better high than huffin' paint - then look out.

And for your infomation I'm a moderate weenie according to a test I once took in The Village Voice.
 
Good thing me and my 15 guns are prepared for them zombies.

On another note, I have a picture of the eaten face. Is that ok to post?
 
I've read all of the Walking Dead and World War Z and one night as I was walking my dog, lost in thought, I wondered "If a zombie came up to me, what would I do?" Then I realized I would be thinking about stupid **** like what I would do if a zombie attacked and probably just get eaten.
 
I've read all of the Walking Dead and World War Z and one night as I was walking my dog, lost in thought, I wondered "If a zombie came up to me, what would I do?" Then I realized I would be thinking about stupid **** like what I would do if a zombie attacked and probably just get eaten.

Can zombies run? In TNOLD, they just walk at about a half-mile per hour pace. In newer ****, like 28 Days Later, they were sprinting Usain Bolt. Because if they just lazily walk like TroutDumb, I'd just walk away or run away.
 
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