Are You Ready For The Zombie Apocalypse?
- Thread starter Stoked
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Nope. It is gun country here inland.
I've read all of the Walking Dead and World War Z and one night as I was walking my dog, lost in thought, I wondered "If a zombie came up to me, what would I do?" Then I realized I would be thinking about stupid **** like what I would do if a zombie attacked and probably just get eaten.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Can zombies run? In TNOLD, they just walk at about a half-mile per hour pace. In newer ****, like 28 Days Later, they were sprinting Usain Bolt. Because if they just lazily walk like TroutDumb, I'd just walk away or run away.
Rule #1 - Cardio
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
I had to look that up, but never saw Zombieland. What's the gist of the rule?
I hear they are making a #2. I like that movie and I hope so.
Basically cardio. If you have no cardio you wear yourself out, slow downa dn the zombies get you. Basically be fit.
I'm also a fan of another of the rules. "Double Tap" One shot may not be enough. Give them another just in case.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Damn, so zombies can run. Badass vs. Fatass.
In this movie they could and exactly.
DUDE!!! Get Zombieland, now! I watched it again a couple of weeks ago and giggled more than I did the first time.
It's been rumored, but the last I heard is that it was shelved.
It is indeed a funny movie.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Just checked. My Verizon Fios only allows me to "buy" it for $11.99. ****.
I bought the blu-ray for about $20 and feel like it was a steal.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
****, my wallet's in my girl's car. I think I am going to just start The Wire from the beginning, watching it for my second time ever, and first time since 2006. Good call? I feel like it's the finest of wines and to save it...but for how long? I've restrained myself for six years now and everyone that knows about my addiction to smut knows I have the willpower of an infant.
Gyp Rosetti
Banned
Are you telling me to Verizon Fios it for $12?
Any means necessary. ****, go to Best Buy and pick up a dvd. You won't be sorry. Woody ****ing Harrelson!