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Hantlers, I would like to challenge you to a contest on Jazzfanz pay per view. Everyone pays $10 to watch the livestream of you trying to drink 16 beers in 3 hours. If you succeed, you get to keep all of the PPV monies. If you fail, I get the cash. You down?

Of course he's down .. it's only 5 drinks an hour, right? I mean, that's only a beer every 12 minutes for a little over 3 straight hours .. keys to the car, please .. I'muhkay.
 
I would...except I don't drink anymore. Two years ago though, not a problem. I could down the first 10 in an hour easily and then just chill the next 2 hours...of course I drank heavily at least 4 nights a week back then. I had some issues.

Glad your issueless now .. wish I was.
 
I would...except I don't drink anymore. Two years ago though, not a problem. I could down the first 10 in an hour easily and then just chill the next 2 hours...of course I drank heavily at least 4 nights a week back then. I had some issues.

Two years ago I could windmill dunk 10 ft. Jk jk, If you had drinking issues before then its a good thing you dont drink now. Just saying, 16 beers in 3 hours is a **** ton for anybody.
 
Glad your issueless now .. wish I was.

Wasn't easy man, had to stop hanging out with my friends who drank a lot and just get away from it for a while. Tough stuff to quit, I'm finally at a point where I can just have a beer or two and call it a night.
 
Two years ago I could windmill dunk 10 ft. Jk jk, If you had drinking issues before then its a good thing you dont drink now. Just saying, 16 beers in 3 hours is a **** ton for anybody.

Naw, it ain't that bad. One of my roommates used to be able to finish off the majority of a 30 rack in a night, now that's a lot of beer. 16 is definitely doable though, I would usually only drink for like an hour or two before I blacked out, but if I paced myself, I could definitely do it in 3 hours.
 
Wasn't easy man, had to stop hanging out with my friends who drank a lot and just get away from it for a while. Tough stuff to quit, I'm finally at a point where I can just have a beer or two and call it a night.

I'm depressed. Except my wife has her friends over and they're all hot and drunCk.
 
Naw, it ain't that bad. One of my roommates used to be able to finish off the majority of a 30 rack in a night, now that's a lot of beer. 16 is definitely doable though, I would usually only drink for like an hour or two before I blacked out, but if I paced myself, I could definitely do it in 3 hours.

I'm not talking about the drinking .. I'm talking about being in line for a professional contract, drinking like that, and driving. Foolz.
 
Naw, it ain't that bad. One of my roommates used to be able to finish off the majority of a 30 rack in a night, now that's a lot of beer. 16 is definitely doable though, I would usually only drink for like an hour or two before I blacked out, but if I paced myself, I could definitely do it in 3 hours.

Yeah, I have no idea why I'm even arguing this. I've had some friends that could drink a 30 pack in a night too. Still though, I would challenge anybody to actually drink 16 beers in 3 hours. Thats cray. Have you ever done power hour? You drink a shot of beer every minute for an hour, so basically 5 beers in an hour. It gets you fuzzed up. Cant imagine doing that for 3 hours straight, but I am also a weenie and a light weight.
 
Ok, I'm not good at math, so my reasoning may be faulty. But bear with me here.

A can of beer has 330ml in it. I don't drink beer, but it's about what, 4% alcohol per volume. That would mean that each can of beer contains 13.2ml of actual ethanol. Sixteen cans would be 211ml of ethanol. Now, just a few weeks ago, I drank some brandy which was 50% alcohol by volume. I had about half the 750ml bottle. That would be about 190ml of actual ethanol. Now, don't get me wrong, I was pretty drunk. But I wasn't so drunk that I wasn't able to help my much drunker girlfriend throw up, carry her into the bedroom, put her to bed, make her some energy drinks, get a bucket, then go to sleep and wake up remembering everything.

I'm 6 feet tall and about 175 pounds. I am an experienced drinker in the sense that I started early and used to do it a lot, but I hardly get drunk more than a couple of times a year now. Aside from the fact that one would have to go to the bathroom more, I don't see how drinking 16 beers is some superhuman achievement. Maybe it's because I was in a frat. For the sake of comparison, at the national plum brandy drinking championship in Serbia in 2010, the winner apparently drank a litre and a half of plum brandy(40% alcohol by volume) in two hours, and was not only not dead, but was able to walk on a beam and give a somewhat coherent winning speech.

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Oh, and yes, drinking and driving is idiotic and I would never do it. But this isn't about that.
 
I could drink X amount of beers in X amount of time. You are all *******, bow to how much I can drink.
 
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