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Naw, it ain't that bad. One of my roommates used to be able to finish off the majority of a 30 rack in a night, now that's a lot of beer. 16 is definitely doable though, I would usually only drink for like an hour or two before I blacked out, but if I paced myself, I could definitely do it in 3 hours.

Yeah, I have no idea why I'm even arguing this. I've had some friends that could drink a 30 pack in a night too. Still though, I would challenge anybody to actually drink 16 beers in 3 hours. Thats cray. Have you ever done power hour? You drink a shot of beer every minute for an hour, so basically 5 beers in an hour. It gets you fuzzed up. Cant imagine doing that for 3 hours straight, but I am also a weenie and a light weight.
 
Ok, I'm not good at math, so my reasoning may be faulty. But bear with me here.

A can of beer has 330ml in it. I don't drink beer, but it's about what, 4% alcohol per volume. That would mean that each can of beer contains 13.2ml of actual ethanol. Sixteen cans would be 211ml of ethanol. Now, just a few weeks ago, I drank some brandy which was 50% alcohol by volume. I had about half the 750ml bottle. That would be about 190ml of actual ethanol. Now, don't get me wrong, I was pretty drunk. But I wasn't so drunk that I wasn't able to help my much drunker girlfriend throw up, carry her into the bedroom, put her to bed, make her some energy drinks, get a bucket, then go to sleep and wake up remembering everything.

I'm 6 feet tall and about 175 pounds. I am an experienced drinker in the sense that I started early and used to do it a lot, but I hardly get drunk more than a couple of times a year now. Aside from the fact that one would have to go to the bathroom more, I don't see how drinking 16 beers is some superhuman achievement. Maybe it's because I was in a frat. For the sake of comparison, at the national plum brandy drinking championship in Serbia in 2010, the winner apparently drank a litre and a half of plum brandy(40% alcohol by volume) in two hours, and was not only not dead, but was able to walk on a beam and give a somewhat coherent winning speech.

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Oh, and yes, drinking and driving is idiotic and I would never do it. But this isn't about that.
 
I could drink X amount of beers in X amount of time. You are all *******, bow to how much I can drink.
 
Wasn't easy man, had to stop hanging out with my friends who drank a lot and just get away from it for a while. Tough stuff to quit, I'm finally at a point where I can just have a beer or two and call it a night.

Sounds similar to what I was like in Memphis to what I am like now. I have gotten to no beers though. Everyonce in a while I slip and have some but I can mostly stay away from it now.
 
It's not Blackmon's first dewey. Also .24 is a big big deal. Normal people are basically without motor function at that level of BAC. Only a heavy drinker would actually be able to get a car on the road and drive.

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Jags should have done better homework on him. So glad Cleveland passed, there was a lot of fans that thought with drafting Weeds they should have snagged this dude first.
 
Impressive but still nowhere near the NFL record set by Oakland Raider Stacy Toran who was somehow able to operate a vehicle with a BAC of .32.

And by operate a vehicle I mean he crashed it and killed himself.
 
I am not upset at all that the Rams missed out on Blackmon. The Rams have had all they need of players associated with DUI's.
 
Impressive but still nowhere near the NFL record set by Oakland Raider Stacy Toran who was somehow able to operate a vehicle with a BAC of .32.

And by operate a vehicle I mean he crashed it and killed himself.

Well there's the record kids.
 
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