I'd love to talk to you, but I don't want to waste my time talking to someone who's so above other's beliefs and looking to belittle belief systems, other's reasoning on why things happen, etc. If you'd like to talk without being condescending and not throw in jabs like "folklore" and "wasted" let me know.
Folklore is the most accurate description I can come up with while staying neutral. I was going to go with "myth", but that sounded more charged. I don't like the fact that I need to watch my every word when discussing religion. I can be stoically objective if you prefer. I will drop the confrontational tone, and play nice. But keep in mind that I find none of what you believe in sacred or divine. I can't even lie and say that I respect such beliefs. I view religious faith as a moral and intellectual aberration that has real and significant impact on everyone's life. That said, I will do my best to show respect for you. I will fight my impulse to be an ***.