How many infractions do you have?

[TheSilencer1313]

Generally speaking.

Just generally, but not officially.

 

[Stoked]

Ask Stroked about that night spreading power.

It is a gift from the Gods. It is only spoken of in hushed whispers into a lovers ears.

 

[nightmare3983]

Why is it that threads that get really long usually end up feeling creepy?

 

[Stoked]

Why is it that threads that get really long usually end up feeling creepy?

You have a bunch of lonely guys posting on an internet chat board. All any thread needs to turn creepy/sexual is time.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Why is it that threads that get really long usually end up feeling creepy?

What's creepy?

 

[Stoked]

What's creepy?

Dalamons repeated attempts to sit in your lap are...awkward. Plus my sheep thing was mildly creepy.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Dalamons repeated attempts to sit in your lap are...awkward. Plus my sheep thing was mildly creepy.

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[Stoked]

.

What I want to know is how in the hell you "lap a sheep thing"? Sounds fun.

 

[Dr. Jones]

What I want to know is how in the hell you "lap a sheep thing"? Sounds fun.

/lap/Noun: 1.The flat area between the waist and knees of a seated person.
2.One circuit of a track or racetrack.
3.The action of water washing gently against something: "the lap of the waves against the shore".
Verb: 1.Overtake (a competitor in a race) to become one or more laps ahead.
2.(of an animal) Take up (liquid) with the tongue in order to drink.

https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+lap&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLG_en

 

[Stoked]

/lap/Noun: 1.The flat area between the waist and knees of a seated person.
2.One circuit of a track or racetrack.
3.The action of water washing gently against something: "the lap of the waves against the shore".
Verb: 1.Overtake (a competitor in a race) to become one or more laps ahead.
2.(of an animal) Take up (liquid) with the tongue in order to drink.

https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+lap&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLG_en

Dalamon is more of a sick freak than I thought.

 

[BluesRocker]

What's creepy?

Creepy/ adjective: 1. Guy on internet who pretends to have inside sources to NBA trade rumors, in order to attract young boys who are gullable enough to believe him, so he can molest.

/noun/ 1: PKM

 

[Dr. Jones]

Creepy/ adjective: 1. Guy on internet who pretends to have inside sources to NBA trade rumors, in order to attract young boys who are gullable enough to believe him, so he can molest.

/noun/ 1: PKM

Stop flirting .. it will do no good.

 

[Stoked]

Stop flirting .. it will do no good.

Yeah Blues you should know you're S.O.L. per your own deffinition. You are to old.

 

[BluesRocker]

Yeah Blues you should know you're S.O.L. per your own deffinition. You are to old.

Haha good one.

Also: *too

Gotcha

 

[Stoked]

Haha good one.

Also: *too

Gotcha

I never learned the difference between to and too and I say **** it. I don't need it.

 

[BluesRocker]

I got 1/4 (4), but i have more than one that has yet to expire. Its like 3 reds and two yellows, or was it the other way around. No time to look. What does all this mean? When can I get back to what I do best? I have been square for so long that uh?, Im going crazy like a box uh?, er, boxer, like Mike Tyson went crazy. Booooya

 

[Stoked]

I got 1/4 (4), but i have more than one that has yet to expire. Its like 3 reds and two yellows, or was it the other way around. No time to look. What does all this mean? When can I get back to what I do best? I have been square for so long that uh?, Im going crazy like a box uh?, er, boxer, like Mike Tyson went crazy. Booooya

Go get an insane face tattoo like Tyson did and I will buy you a nice steak dinner mi amigo.

 

[Deleted member 848]

/lap/Noun: 1.The flat area between the waist and knees of a seated person.
2.One circuit of a track or racetrack.
3.The action of water washing gently against something: "the lap of the waves against the shore".
Verb: 1.Overtake (a competitor in a race) to become one or more laps ahead.
2.(of an animal) Take up (liquid) with the tongue in order to drink.

https://www.google.com/search?q=definition+lap&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLG_en

Keep reaching pops, you're so close to making this joke funny!

 

[Bronco70]

Just for everyone's information:

If you have reported another poster, issuing ultimatums or calling into question the fortitude of the moderating staff will generally garner less sympathy to your complaint.

For example:

If you don't give ***** an infraction for this, you are a bunch of ****** sucking *******.

Crafting reports in this way is not in your best interest, if you wish to be taken seriously.

That is all.

 

[Dr. Jones]

^^^ yeah you foul-mouthed whiny .. posters .. stop being such babies.