Urban dictionarying yourself
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UGLI baby
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I did my for reals life name and got this...
Quite possibly the most sweetest, attractive, amazing person you will ever meet. Not only is he the greatest but he has an irisistable smile. A smile that makes you think hes innocent, but no one really knows. Hes got a bad boy look to him. And a has his way with words. Hes tall and walks with confidence. Has nice hands. And gives you butterflies. Hes constently on someones mind. Meaning you are always looking for a time you can get him to see you. Hes definitly a chick magnet. When you see him you just know hes everything you could ever ask for. What can you say, hes _____.
Yup, pretty much.
Quite possibly the most sweetest, attractive, amazing person you will ever meet. Not only is he the greatest but he has an irisistable smile. A smile that makes you think hes innocent, but no one really knows. Hes got a bad boy look to him. And a has his way with words. Hes tall and walks with confidence. Has nice hands. And gives you butterflies. Hes constently on someones mind. Meaning you are always looking for a time you can get him to see you. Hes definitly a chick magnet. When you see him you just know hes everything you could ever ask for. What can you say, hes _____.
Yup, pretty much.
My ***. This guy has the zoolander act pegged, especially at the poker table.
Ya, Marcus gets all repping rights to this thread.
Just did my first name ....
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Patrick - All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his *** dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww ****... leave it alone, that ****er will kill you"
Why do I feel like I'm reading poorly written literotica about anal sex?
t.work
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Using my real name, Trevor:
A unit of measure equal to 1 *bleep*-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve... okay, just go look it up. I don't want/need another infraction.
Damn! Britney is ****ing tight! It took me 50 Trevors just to get up in that!
A unit of measure equal to 1 *bleep*-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve... okay, just go look it up. I don't want/need another infraction.
Damn! Britney is ****ing tight! It took me 50 Trevors just to get up in that!
apprapo, no?
For my name Colin
Accurate. Old black people always pronounce my name "Colon", I play guitar, and my wang is the size of a plantain.
Accurate. Old black people always pronounce my name "Colon", I play guitar, and my wang is the size of a plantain.
no wonder you have over 13,000 posts .. you never have to leave your room because you can screw your own breasts.
As you can see, plantains come in different sizes. None are as impressive as a good old fashioned banana. Maybe you should change your user name to Mini Colon.
At least until franklin gets a hold of you.
As you can see, plantains come in different sizes. None are as impressive as a good old fashioned banana. Maybe you should change your user name to Mini Colon.
Plantains typically have much more girth than a Banana.