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My night with the Captain

freakazoid said:
Jesus Christ.

Just switch to ****ing wine coolers and get it over with, ya nancy.
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Meh. Bro, I'd buy other rum (I got El Durado this past weekend which was delish) but it's like 50% more expensive so **** that. When I drink, I typically drink to have a good time and get drunk, not to pontificate about the taste value of said liquor. That said, thre are times when I crush some Belgium Ales and what not but still, most of the time, it's on the cheap.
 
UGLI baby said:
Film the entire thing this time. No more fake pictures of empty captain bottles you found on google imagers.
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I swear on my life those pics were legit. This time around I'll take the pics but give you the finger at the same time so you know it's me and they're legit.
 
Wine coolers, vodka, whiskey ... Whatever .. Just get urself ****** up and don't suck at entertaining.
 
I bought some of this a while back just for the novelty of the bottle, but it turned out to be damn good rum.

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Wes Mantooth said:
I swear on my life those pics were legit. This time around I'll take the pics but give you the finger at the same time so you know it's me and they're legit.
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Needs to be videos.

How do we know you aren't just fake raping that bottle and pouring the captain into some sort of liquid storage device for later consumption?
 
Gameface said:
I bought some of this a while back just for the novelty of the bottle, but it turned out to be damn good rum.
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I'll have to look for it.

I know you brew your own, but Squatters' "Radio From Hell Red As Hell" beer is pretty damn good, too.
 
YB85 said:
I'll have to look for it.

I know you brew your own, but Squatters' "Radio From Hell Red As Hell" beer is pretty damn good, too.
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Last time I was at the Liquor Store (like a month and a half ago) they were selling that for really cheap. Unless there is two radio from hell beers...
 
UGLI baby said:
You drink Archie???
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Evidently he does now. He's been texting me every day, all proud that he's joined the rest of the heathen world. I was concerned about it after hearing about this **** every day for a week straight and given his history so I messaged his mom. He's all pissed off at me. Hey, Archie, shove it. I'm only on my first drink. Wait til my 15th and the gloves really come off. Anyway, go take a alconap, like you told me you were gonna, wake up, and take the tampon out. I was concerned about you. So sue me. I could have done worse and told her how you sent me nudies of yourself and propositioned me.
 
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