You guys may be being facetious but the middle east wasn't near the mess it is today as little as a hundred years ago. And throughout much of the middle ages the middle east was a place I would rather have found myself in than much of Europe.
You're joking, right?
Europe has seen its share of bloodshed. As has Asia and the "New World." But 100 years ago the Ottoman Empire was falling apart and hundreds of thousands of people were killed. Just ask Armenia.
During the Ottoman Empire's reign, I don't think there was a century that passed that there wasn't a war going on between the Ottomans, Europeans, or Russians. Not to mention the "tiny" revolts that were constantly going on between the differing ethnic groups which resulted in thousands being slaughtered.
Before that, the ME was constantly being conquered, reconquered, and conquered again, just ask Genghis Khan, Constantine, Augustus, Julius, Alexander, the list goes on and on and on. Hell, ask Mohammad how he got so many to "convert."
Ask Titus what it was like to crush the Jews, destroy their temple, and slaughter possibly a million Jews in the street of their city. The very history of the Jews is filled with war and bloodshed with an occasional mention of their God.
Ask Cleopatra how many famous men she offered herself to in order to Pacify Egypt... Julius... Mark... Until Augustus laughed her off... When that happened, Egypt was pillaged of her wealth.
True, the Ottoman Empire had some nice things. It sorta held together a large region of differing ethnicity which have seemingly, ALWAYS been at war with one another.
True, Iran at one point (fairly recently) wasn't so radical.
But the ME has always been one violent, scary, and dangerous place.