Random World Records you own

[UGLI baby]

Anyone ever think about random world records you probably own, but have no way of proving?

For example, when I watch sports I flip the remote in my hand the entire time. It is a distinct possibility that I own the world record for "Most consecutive times flipping a tv remote in your right hand without dropping it while watching a sporting event." Sad thing is, I'll never know.

What World Records do you think you might own, jazzfanz?

 

[Dr. Jones]

I drove my car farther than any other human being in history. Fact.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I have probably eaten more Salami and Peanut Butter sandwiches than anyone in the world.

 

[UGLI baby]

I have probably eaten more Salami and Peanut Butter sandwiches than anyone in the world.

If you've had more than one I'm ready to hand you the trophy.

 

[UGLI baby]

I have two hole in ones.

Rose Park #13 and West Ridge #8

I wonder if I'm the only person to have a hole in one on both those holes?

 

[UGLI baby]

I drove my car farther than any other human being in history. Fact.

Explain?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Explain?

I have never had anyone else drive my car .. so, obviously, I have driven it further than anyone else.

 

[UGLI baby]

I have never had anyone else drive my car .. so, obviously, I have driven it further than anyone else.

ahhhh. See, thats the type of stuff im talking about.

Christian Laettner's got a Gold Medal, but you've got a world freaking record.

 

[Dr. Jones]

ahhhh. See, thats the type of stuff im talking about.

Christian Laettner's got a Gold Medal, but you've got a world freaking record.

And Christain's teammates thought it was a joke that he was even on that team. Whereas my car has no beef with me.

 

[DutchJazzer]

i have one but mods will ban me forever if i describe it.
wont even come back if the site crashes and comes back like last time.
so just gonna have to trust me

 

[bigb]

And Christain's teammates thought it was a joke that he was even on that team. Whereas my car has no beef with me.

How do you know? Rumor on the street is that your car secretly hates you.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

If you've had more than one I'm ready to hand you the trophy.

You need to try it. ****ing delicious.

 

[Hotdog]

Anyone ever think about random world records you probably own, but have no way of proving?

For example, when I watch sports I flip the remote in my hand the entire time. It is a distinct possibility that I own the world record for "Most consecutive times flipping a tv remote in your right hand without dropping it while watching a sporting event." Sad thing is, I'll never know.

What World Records do you think you might own, jazzfanz?

My record is very similar to yours. I do it with my phone. Or is it the same thing?

I'm so good at it that I don't move hardly at all. I just rest my arm on the arm of the couch and flick it with my fingers in one perfect rotation. I catch it with out having to move. Its so smooth. It's probably a little different than doing it with the remote. My phone is thin, so I just pinch it with three fingers. I think it's more enjoyable than doing it with the remote, because I think it takes a little bit more skill. Not saying what you are doing isn't skillful. Its actually a habit of mine to do it with everything. Like say a screw driver, a spray paint can or what have you.

 

[UGLI baby]

You need to try it. ****ing delicious.

Could I put some m&m's in between the salami and peanut butter? Seems like it goes.

 

[UGLI baby]

My record is very similar to yours. I do it with my phone. Or is it the same thing?

I'm so good at it that I don't move hardly at all. I just rest my arm on the arm of the couch and flick it with my fingers in one perfect rotation. I catch it with out having to move. Its so smooth. It's probably a little different than doing it with the remote. My phone is thin, so I just pinch it with three fingers. I think it's more enjoyable than doing it with the remote, because I think it takes a little bit more skill. Not saying what you are doing isn't skillful. Its actually a habit of mine to do it with everything. Like say a screw driver, a spray paint can or what have you.

You sound like a real pro Hack. I'm just gonna stick to the remote and try to perfect my craft.

 

[Dr. Jones]

How do you know? Rumor on the street is that your car secretly hates you.

Good question. You may be right.

 

[Archie Moses]

Me >>> Jonah Falcon

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Could I put some m&m's in between the salami and peanut butter? Seems like it goes.

Nah, it would ruin the gooey/creamy appeal.

 

[Chris-L]

Anyone ever think about random world records you probably own, but have no way of proving?

For example, when I watch sports I flip the remote in my hand the entire time. It is a distinct possibility that I own the world record for "Most consecutive times flipping a tv remote in your right hand without dropping it while watching a sporting event." Sad thing is, I'll never know.

What World Records do you think you might own, jazzfanz?

I do the same thing, with just about everything. Remotes, wine bottles, pencils, baseball bats. I do it a lot at work with hammers, I've gotten so good I can spin a hammer 4 times and catch the handle all day long. I'm curious to see who's better, I challenge you to a flip off!!

 

[UGLI baby]

I do the same thing, with just about everything. Remotes, wine bottles, pencils, baseball bats. I do it a lot at work with hammers, I've gotten so good I can spin a hammer 4 times and catch the handle all day long. I'm curious to see who's better, I challenge you to a flip off!!

It's on. STG jazzfanz nite out will now include flip cup.