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Seeing as how I am not better than this, here you go.

1) You get extremely upset about the idea of the government coming into our bedrooms unless it's to give everyone free birth control.

2) You believe that people who hold the exact same position on gay marriage that Barack Obama did last year are horrible bigots who are unfit to hold office.

3) You think that Mitt Romney, who has raked leaves for old people, helped a dying child with his will, and paid for college educations for kids who became quadriplegics in a car wreck, is less compassionate than Barack Obama who makes fun of kids in the Special Olympics and made his own brother beg other people to get the money to pay for his child's hospital bill.

4) You think Mitt Romney having an offshore bank account is a bigger deal than Barack Obama forgiving a billion dollars of debt owed to us by the anti-American, pro-terrorist theocrats who run Egypt.

5) You believe that Obama putting more Americans on food stamps than any other President in history is a feature, not a bug.

6) You get angry because you believe rich Americans aren't paying their "fair share," but you don't question whether the government is spending its "fair share" of the money that other people earned on the Stimulus, cash for clunkers, Solyndra, and other wasteful uses of our tax dollars.

7) You think Halliburton bidding for and winning government contracts was a scandal since Dick Cheney used to work there, but you think Barack Obama giving away 25 billion dollars in taxpayer money to help out his union cronies at GM and Chevrolet is honest and above reproach.

8) You believe anti-war protests, dead soldiers, and "grim milestones" ceased to be important the moment Barack Obama was elected and chose to continue many of the same practices he criticized when he ran for office in 2008.

9) You think Mitt Romney putting his dog on top of his car to take on his vacation is a big deal, but Barack Obama eating a dog to GAIN ITS POWERS isn't.

10) You think the key issues of Election 2012 are whether Romney releases his old tax returns as opposed to which candidate can help get the economy back on track, create jobs, and get the debt under control.

11) You don't believe there's any voter fraud in America after watching Democrats commit voter fraud on the floor of their own convention to put God and Jerusalem as the capital of Israel back into their party platform.

12) You believe that most of the people who are criticizing Barack Obama are doing it because he's black, but you would be offended if someone said the only reason you criticize Mitt Romney is because you hate Mormons.

13) You think that the best way to "save Medicare" is to support Barack Obama, who took $718 billion out of the program to fund Obamacare, over Mitt Romney who would kill Obamacare and put that money back in the program.

14) You believe Bush is a war criminal for creating Gitmo and wasting terrorists with drone attacks, but Barack Obama is just doing what he has to do to keep us safe.

15) You get more upset about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with our money.

16) You think that giving the SEALs permission to kill Osama Bin Laden is actually a "gutsy call" as opposed to the same call pretty much any adult American not named Louis Farrakhan or Michael Moore would have made.

17) You think Barack Obama's four years of miserable failure at creating jobs makes him better qualified to get the economy going than Mitt Romney's wildly successful career as an entrepreneur.

18) You are demanding that the GOP cease its "war on women" by agreeing to the government-funded abortions of tens of millions of unborn women.

19) You believe that guns are dangerous and should be heavily regulated, that is unless they're being given to Mexican cartels by the Department of Justice, in which case you think anything goes.

20) You accept the idea that George W. Bush is responsible for all the problems we have now because the President of the United States is so powerful, but you also believe that Barack Obama isn't responsible for anything that's going wrong because Republicans in Congress won't let him do anything he wants.
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I was expecting something at LEAST as funny as Foxworthy. Sadly, that unelevated bar was not even cleared. D+
 
My favorites are:

#9 - I like that to GAIN ITS POWERS is in all caps, since everybody wants to have dog powers.

#10 - Makes me think of Trouteast

#20 - Funny because it's true
 
That is pretty funny. I'd like to read the reverse as well. Someone put one making fun of repubs.
 
When will Liberals ever learn?

Democrats have been running California for years and driving it into bankruptcy and then stupid citizens just keep relecting Democrats to fix the problems. Idiots.

Its not a coincidence that the worst economic states in America are all heavily Democratic.
 
Scat said:
Seeing as how I am not better than this, here you go.
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Geez, let it go already.

Not that anything here is worth commenting over (being on their face silly enough), but I can't help but wondering how Obama personally put anyone on food stamps. Would not one of the most serious recessions in memory (occurring under a Republican administration no less) have had something to do with it?
 
Beantown said:
When will Liberals ever learn?

Democrats have been running California for years and driving it into bankruptcy and then stupid citizens just keep relecting Democrats to fix the problems. Idiots.

Its not a coincidence that the worst economic states in America are all heavily Democratic.
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How do you define that? Population flows? Number of jobs created or lost? Amount of debt/deficit? Amount of taxes?
 
jimmy eat jazz said:
Geez, let it go already.

Not that anything here is worth commenting over (being on their face silly enough), but I can't help but wondering how Obama personally put anyone on food stamps. Would not one of the most serious recessions in memory (occurring under a Republican administration no less) have had something to do with it?
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With a Democrat-controlled Congress. See #20.
 
Beantown said:
Job creation/unemployment. State debt.
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Job Creation 2012
https://www.cnbc.com/id/48018076/America_s_Top_States_for_Job_Creation_2012?slide=11

Most are neutral or left leaning states. Only real exceptions are Tennesse, Oklahoma and Texas.

Debt Per Person

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011...on_n_1029162.html#s430050&title=1_Connecticut

Almost all (see N. Dakota) are left leaning states.




https://247wallst.com/2010/10/04/the-best-and-worst-run-states-in-america-a-survey-of-all-fifty/

Very mixed bag...
 
Stoked said:
Job Creation 2012
https://www.cnbc.com/id/48018076/America_s_Top_States_for_Job_Creation_2012?slide=11

Most are neutral or left leaning states. Only real exceptions are Tennesse, Oklahoma and Texas.

Debt Per Person

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011...on_n_1029162.html#s430050&title=1_Connecticut

Almost all (see N. Dakota) are left leaning states.




https://247wallst.com/2010/10/04/the-best-and-worst-run-states-in-america-a-survey-of-all-fifty/

Very mixed bag...
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But don't you know that science > your personal opinion?
 
nightmare3983 said:
With a Democrat-controlled Congress. See #20.
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I never implied otherwise. I was not attempting to give a full accounting of what happened but to respond to attempts to lay all the blame on Obama (on by extension on Democrats).

The seeds for the economic collapse were first sown during the Clinton administration with repeal of Glass Steagel, which I consider a huge mistake. I'm happy to spread the blame around.
 
TroutBum said:
Except that I have never said that or thought that. Of course, if I was trying to create an alt that nobody would discover...



Wow, it's been a while.



You must be new here.
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Here yes, your house no. You are an awesome power bottom Trout.
 
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